Wow. I'm trying to come up with a witty what's-jesus-up-to-nowadays-joke but can't come up with any >_<
All that light in your face makes it look like you have these tiny, weenie cartoon eyes that you stole from a
very small person.
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Some idiot outside my apartment figured it would be a good idea to burn down a car last saturday. It's like the third one
this year. Makes me happy I don't own one. Lots of jokes at work about the place I live in thanks to this though :P
