Topic: Twilight (Read 3553 times)

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like imagine if you were a girl that fell in love with a real vampire. like, say, an anne rice vampire. one that actually sucks human blood and can die in sunlight. and then you have to fight your one true love to the death...or undeath... this sounds pretty shitty and generic but it's at least 1000 times better than the teeny bopper twilight shit. VAGETERIAN VAMPIRS

true blood does some of this type of stuff, i sat down and watched it over christmas break and i was surprised by it, i thought it would be twilight-esque shit but it was actually fairly sensible for a SHOW ABOUT VAMPIRES
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Jesus Christ, watch that video Mark posted and listen to her at like 5:10 when she WHINNIES LIKE A HORSE

Tho Velfarre, very true. True Blood was alright, I also watched it over Christmas break. Nothing EXCEPTIONAL but it was watchable enough.
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Tho Velfarre, very true. True Blood was alright, I also watched it over Christmas break. Nothing EXCEPTIONAL but it was watchable enough.

Yeah, I mean I'm not really into vampires to begin with so it wasn't the most fantastic thing I've ever seen, but it was just very well done!  I was expecting it to be the same vampire trash that has been coming out recently (Twilight just being the most obvious, but I remember reading a bunch of these things in like the 8th grade and they were all the same) but instead it just handled the vampire theme really really well.
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I've seen twilight btw. I can totally see why it's so popular with that audience but man is it garbage
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count duckula is a better representation of our vampire friends.
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I saw it. One of the worst mistakes of my life.
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I want to see the sequel Twilight vs. 30 Days of Night : Vampire Showdown.
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I found this vampire movie called Eternal or something in an outlet box not too long ago for like..
5$ or something. It said that It had hot lesbians on the cover. I was very disappointed when I
saw it. Not only did it suck but the lesbian vs lesbian scenes sucked as well.

Not too fond of vampire movies since I was forced to see an episode of Buffy, but I recall liking
Bram Stoker's Dracula when I saw it ages ago.


Are there any hot lesbians in this?
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When this movie came out I swear thats all the little scene girls and guys talked about for about a month.

The only vampire movie I've seen was Vampires: Los Muertos, I think I'll keep it that way. :welp:
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The only vampire movie I've seen was Vampires: Los Muertos, I think I'll keep it that way. :welp:
Watch Blackula. :fogetnaughty:

Are there any hot lesbians in this?
Uh, depends. I mean, this one guy was borderline chick. He glittered like a fairy in the sunlight too.
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Watch Blackula. :fogetnaughty:

Watch John Carpenter's Vampires! It has James Woods, hookers, and a Baldwin!
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Watch John Carpenter's Vampires! It has James Woods, hookers, and a Baldwin!
Or From Dusk Til Dawn. It has Tom Savini!
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Steel already pointed out the rape and etc stuff out... but holy shit.

The sparkles.

It's like Twilight was written by a 14 year old lemon/ slash fiction writer.
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why are we even using spoiler tags it's not like we are going to spoil this for anyone!
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That really does about sum that up, that's the sad thing.

Try reading the Twilight wikis sometime, it's pretty gross.  No one should talk about these things in a matter-of-fact encyclopedia way.
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I know nothing about this movie other than the forum topic but I just figured it would be awful because no good respectable movie would paste the title of the movie on the top of the screen during the commercial to remind you what movie it is and when it starts

well reading this that doesn't sound too bad but it makes the movie feel like an infomercial for one of those things that cut onions into pretty flowery shapes
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Wow mark just wow.
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Good job mark. I let it play in the background while reading the topic, and it suited it perfectly.
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just watch all that girl's videos they are so amazing