Sex PETA lol (Read 2994 times)

  • I fear and I tremble
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Aug 21, 2005
  • Posts: 6165
I don't know about anyone else but nothin makes me harder then thinking about eating a big fat juicy steak
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
  • Avatar of Dulcinea
  • I'm not your guy, friend.
  • PipPip
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jun 20, 2005
  • Posts: 279
...Peta....we're making some changes.
  • Avatar of Mongoloid
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Apr 1, 2002
  • Posts: 1465
I won't defend PETA, I support them for the good things they do, but if you don't like them it really shouldn't have anything to do with veganism/vegetarianism. If Ronald McDonald House turned out to be profiteering would you refuse to help kids with needs?

I don't understand how "heh I'm going to eat extra meat and kill as many animals as possible" is a better attitude to have than to do a poor job promoting vegan-ism, which really DOES help animals, health, enviroment, etc... If you can't even at least sympathize with animal rights, really it says a lot about you.
  • Is it my mustache?
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jan 19, 2009
  • Posts: 85
I don't have anything against vegan-ism, I mean you can not eat meat if you want. But PETA isn't really doing a good job spreading the cause! I don't see them converting anyone. to them its more of a flaming war where the have to criticize and insult us meat eaters. Where is that going to get them?

But yes MMMHHHMMM YUM MEATS
I want to make a deposit into your bank of love

Then make a quick withdrawal because of the failing economy [this is when I ejaculate]
  • Avatar of Vellfire
  • TV people want to leave
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Feb 13, 2004
  • Posts: 9602
I won't defend PETA, I support them for the good things they do

what good things



what good things have they ever done ever, i cannot think of one thing


I don't hate vegans/vegetarians because of PETA, I just hate the fuck out of PETA
I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
BRRING! BRRING!
Hello!  It's me, Vellfire!  FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! ... Bye!  CLICK!  @gidgetnomates
  • Avatar of Alec
  • Watch out Kitty! The room turned sideways!
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Apr 16, 2003
  • Posts: 1894
why are "pussy juice" "eat out" and "spunk" links in that article?
i didn't want to click them...
if you hover over those links, you'll notice that "eat out" leads to a site called "cunnilingus tutor," and spunk leads to a website called "let's masturbate."

which is just hilarious.
  • Avatar of Doktormartini
  • Stop Radioactivity!
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Apr 24, 2003
  • Posts: 1949
what good things



what good things have they ever done ever, i cannot think of one thing


I don't hate vegans/vegetarians because of PETA, I just hate the fuck out of PETA
They've gotten a lot of people to think about animals in a different way :)

But yeah, fuck peta, I like pit bulls!
Dok Choy
  • Avatar of Vellfire
  • TV people want to leave
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Feb 13, 2004
  • Posts: 9602
They've gotten a lot of people to think about animals in a different way :)

By calling animal shelters evil when they euthanize animals and supporting a ban on pit bulls?  This 'different' way of thinking is pretty fucking shitty!  What GOOD things has PETA done?  Tell children that their moms are murderers of bunnies despite the fact that the majority of moms don't have fur coats?  Threaten the children of animal shelter workers?  Let me know what it is that PETA's doing so well.
I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
BRRING! BRRING!
Hello!  It's me, Vellfire!  FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! ... Bye!  CLICK!  @gidgetnomates
  • Avatar of Dale Gobbler
  • Meh.
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Dec 24, 2003
  • Posts: 2079
What can I, as a 20 y/o american citizen do to help PETA's efforts? Would they have any offices I could visit to learn more about them? Where can I sign up to join? I would like you learn more about this intriguing organization.
m
ohap
  • Avatar of Kaworu
  • kaworu*Sigh*Isnt he the cutest person ever
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Oct 12, 2002
  • Posts: 5755
What can I, as a 20 y/o american citizen do to help PETA's efforts? Would they have any offices I could visit to learn more about them? Where can I sign up to join? I would like you learn more about this intriguing organization.
first step to join PETA is you must be able to kill animals while at the same time protesting against kennels who put them down
you must campaign against animal-testing and then make some speach about how yuo need to use animal-products to live, and so the animals are sacrificing themselves for you to fight for them, by sacrificing we mean yuo killing about two thirds of all animals you take in to "protect"
you must generally remove any part of your brain which requires thought, because you're going to be killing lots of puppies and you shouldn't want to think about it.
Start a hate campaign against those who eat meat or animal products, because y'know they're all murderers who are deliberately torturing animals. While you secretly kill animals.
  • Avatar of Kaworu
  • kaworu*Sigh*Isnt he the cutest person ever
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Oct 12, 2002
  • Posts: 5755
actually the first thing you need to do is get hold of an industrial freezer or something to store all the dog carcasses.
  • Insane teacher
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Oct 8, 2002
  • Posts: 10515
peta hasn't gotten that many people to think differently, just to come out publically. come on guys this argument wouldn't fly if we were talking about GAY MARRIAGE or whatever, peta did not create a bunch of vegetarians and vegans and the idea of ethical food has been around for centuries. if there were no peta the number of vegetarians might be a bit smaller but more importantly the number of people who are violently against animal rights would be nil as peta tends to shoot themselves in the foot all the time.

like they have clearly copyright infringed on both Cooking Mama and Mario Bros on their games site. and then they are RIDICULOUS; the Cooking Mama game, instead of focusing on bad factory conditions or the health benefits of vegetarianism, has you crack open eggs full of dead chickens into a bowl. hmmm except no one has done this. whoops.

Quote
If Ronald McDonald House turned out to be profiteering would you refuse to help kids with needs?

I don't understand how "heh I'm going to eat extra meat and kill as many animals as possible" is a better attitude to have than to do a poor job promoting vegan-ism, which really DOES help animals, health, enviroment, etc.

the RM House is not only not the only charitable organization, it's not even the best, and it's primarily funded by GASP McDonalds, could you really not think of a better organization? also the only person to make the first argument was nackster, for which he got warned.

eric maybe...politics is not binary??? or should we just rename you to the erictruth?
brian chemicals
  • Insane teacher
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Oct 8, 2002
  • Posts: 10515
gonna cut everyone off and say yes I know gays are genetic and vegetarianism isn't but put in something else that people advocate for that would be around anyways. idk, planned parenthood?
brian chemicals
  • Avatar of maladroithim
  • Epic Hero
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Jun 22, 2004
  • Posts: 1008
the Cooking Mama game, instead of focusing on bad factory conditions or the health benefits of vegetarianism, has you crack open eggs full of dead chickens into a bowl. hmmm except no one has done this. whoops.

As an aside, chicken eggs are a menstrual product.  There are other arguments about farm conditions etc but eating an egg is not the same as eating a chicken.
  • Avatar of Vellfire
  • TV people want to leave
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Feb 13, 2004
  • Posts: 9602
That Cooking Mama parody was fucking ridiculous.  BLOODY DEAD CHICKS FALLING OUT OF THE EGGS are you kidding me, the game didn't even work properly.  They also slapped Majesco's name right on it, they were lucky that Majesco handled it the way they did...but PETA apparently has enough money for superbowl ads so they would have fought it in court anyway.  I just like that Majesco responded in a pretty classy way and then PETA responded back with what was essentially "fuck you right now, but if you release a vegan Cooking Mama then we'll support you all of a sudden".

I also really liked the comic PETA put out about how intelligent cows are and how they can recognize different people, because this is bullshit and our cows can't tell me from my dad from my mom from my grandma from my dogs from cars.
I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
BRRING! BRRING!
Hello!  It's me, Vellfire!  FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! ... Bye!  CLICK!  @gidgetnomates
  • Avatar of `~congresman Ron paul~~
  • Legio Morbidius
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Jan 18, 2006
  • Posts: 2653
I also really liked the comic PETA put out about how intelligent cows are and how they can recognize different people

so can a fucking snake! jesus!

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
  • Avatar of maladroithim
  • Epic Hero
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Jun 22, 2004
  • Posts: 1008
I wonder if it is not the case the PETA's ad people are stupid, but that they are targeting stupid people with their gimmicky ads?
  • I fear and I tremble
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Aug 21, 2005
  • Posts: 6165
dok.....the lazer is on your forehead.......run dok.....run.............................................................
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
  • Avatar of Dale Gobbler
  • Meh.
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Dec 24, 2003
  • Posts: 2079
I'm starting my campagin here. don't eat animals please. :)

Go Veg. get vag.
m
ohap
  • Avatar of Lars
  • Fuck off!
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Apr 7, 2003
  • Posts: 2360
Lars you missed the whole add man, they're basically telling you to become a vegetarian. Vegetarians have better sex...
yeah i know its not serious and just GO VEG

but it's still a shitty point. the most unhealthy pieces of lard dont care what they eat and their diet includes a lot of meat. if they compared a non-junk fooder who is a carnivore (spore vocabulary here) to a vegetarian i bet there wouldn't be a lot of difference. idk

also match eater best new member 2009

edit: yeah i know im taking the BETTER SEX point a bit too serious but still.