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That Cooking Mama parody was fucking ridiculous.  BLOODY DEAD CHICKS FALLING OUT OF THE EGGS are you kidding me, the game didn't even work properly.  They also slapped Majesco's name right on it, they were lucky that Majesco handled it the way they did...but PETA apparently has enough money for superbowl ads so they would have fought it in court anyway.  I just like that Majesco responded in a pretty classy way and then PETA responded back with what was essentially "fuck you right now, but if you release a vegan Cooking Mama then we'll support you all of a sudden".

I also really liked the comic PETA put out about how intelligent cows are and how they can recognize different people, because this is bullshit and our cows can't tell me from my dad from my mom from my grandma from my dogs from cars.
http://www.farmsanctuarykidzclub.com/Visit/AboutCows.html
http://www.usask.ca/wcvm/herdmed/applied-ethology/articles/maternal.html
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article416070.ece
http://linkinghub.elsevier.com/retrieve/pii/S0168159101001629

They're not super dumb!
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fuck peda I've done more humanitarian work than them. I've raised my own chickens and they had the best living conditions ever until they jump/flew over the fence that we keep the dogs in....

ways that my chickens have died from stupidity:

- first batch were chicklets that I had to keep in a cage until they got bigger. Got their heads stuck in the wiring and killed themselves
- Second batch got eaten because they "crossed the border"
- last chicken died a few days/weeks after hurrican Ivan from going to sleep and falling in a horse trough (bathtub full of water) and drowning to death. Amazingly the dumb ass thing survived an ENTIRE LEVEL 4 HURRICANE perched on a fucking bathtub but dies from that stupid shit.

dok face it, animals can be dumb as hell.

I didn't even keep them in a pen or anything. I've got a fenced in area with 2 acres of land or so for them to wander around and do chicken shit they are just stupid as fuck and get themselves killed UNLESS you keep them caged up!

Which I refuse to do because I don't like cleaning up chicken shit.

Keep in mind they were not really pets or even really domesticated unless you count my feeding them + giving them water domesticating them.

One chicken I had would actually attack anyone that walked in the fenced area, even when feeding him so yeah I don't think that is domesticated thats called being an ungrateful little shit chicken.
Last Edit: January 29, 2009, 08:37:23 pm by Coxswain
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Organizations like PETA are polluting the mindset of people by acting like they represent the national conscience on food. Fact is, killing things for food is almost as basic a biological process as reproduction or photosynthesis, and telling people it's tantamount to genocide is not exactly very helpful to their cause. All it does is create sharply oppositive fringe groups who hand out pictures of animals on meat hooks at McDonalds.

What we need is to acknowledge that despite struggling to feed as many people as we are, we can't just ignore ethics.

By the way, vegetarians are definitively more healthy than non-vegetarians. It's not very difficult to see why. Vegetarianism is a conscious choice regarding health and nutrition; that means when you compare the two, you're comparing a group of highly health-conscious people to a group of partially (or barely, judging by the health of the average Western person today) health-conscious people. It's not even a fair comparison.

EDIT: even though these guys are kind of WEIRD too, this is the way you're supposed to do it http://www.partijvoordedieren.nl/content/view/129 (they have 2 seats in parliament).
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also lol i just remembered: my dad used to do medical research back in the 80s that required animal testing. more precisely: dogs.
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yeah. a lot of my vegan friends do demo's around here to promote their cause. a lot of them are really disturbing and in-your-face. i think the majority of meat eaters would take offence to it and turn away and just label this movement as rude/crazy/annoying and close their mind to it.

although this commercial is obviously over the top and kind of stupid, i think it's at least a more positive look on vegetarianism/veganism.
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Considering PETA's usual style, I'm surprised they didn't instead put out an ad accusing meat eaters of being rapists.
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Considering PETA's usual style, I'm surprised they didn't instead put out an ad accusing meat eaters of being rapists.

they should have. all meat eaters are rapists. this is scientifically proven. people need to know the facts.
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http://www.farmsanctuarykidzclub.com/Visit/AboutCows.html
http://www.usask.ca/wcvm/herdmed/applied-ethology/articles/maternal.html
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article416070.ece
http://linkinghub.elsevier.com/retrieve/pii/S0168159101001629

They're not super dumb!

Yes they are man I own fucking cows I see how goddamn dumb they are every day no articles are going to change the fact that somehow in this huge herd of cattle not a single one of them is what I would call an intelligent animal.  The only shit on that kids site you posted that I have ever seen to be true are the physical things like laying down before storms, mooing when they lose sight of their children, having 32 teeth, and those types of things.  All of these psychological "cows having friends" things aren't the same thing as being SMART, animals naturally do shit like only be around other compatible animals and associating things with bad events, a lot of animals do this it's a really basic response.  Cows aren't brilliant, they're dumb as hell, they just do things that most other animals do too.  Man, one of those articles you linked to even said "cows are very sexual" as if there's anything unique about that.  Hey, I hear cows like to fuck, what amazing animals!

Also, I have never ever seen or heard of a cow responding to its name, or recognize a person.  Ever.  My cows see the same few people every day and they think they are all the same person.
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wait cows dont like to fuck. dont only dolphins and bonobos and humans like to fuck? what the hell, did dok find a furry vegan site.

heh bessy...you might wanna cover your tits *moans as he puts milk in a bucket*
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Holy shit I reread that section and let me just quote this article

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Dairy cow herds can also be intensely sexual. Webster describes how the cows become excited when one of the herd comes into heat and start trying to mount her. “Cows look calm, but really they are gay nymphomaniacs,” he said.

COWS ARE GAY NYMPHOMANIACS NOW LET ME SHARE MY SCIENTIFIC FINDINGS...
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holy shit what, does this guy understand what going into heat entails?

the fact that ANIMALS FUCK has nothing to do with being intensely sexual.

oh god...those bees pollinating those flowers...UGGGGGGGGHHHH.
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Fucking is intensely sexual and animals associating with other animals that they get along with is intensely intelligent.  It's not like these are things that almost all animals do.

How do you take anyone seriously when they call cows 'gay nymphomaniacs', why should I believe this person when they say cows are so smart?
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I am a vegetarian myself, but I fucking can't stand PETA.  They are an awful, awful organization.  I hate that everyone assumes I'm a supporter of PETA when they find out I'm a vegetarian. 

PETA is evil.
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yes!
"oh, you're a vegetarian? ...so... you're into PETA, eh?"
NO! not peta, you asshole!  :fogetangry:
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What we need is to acknowledge that despite struggling to feed as many people as we are, we can't just ignore ethics.

By the way, vegetarians are definitively more healthy than non-vegetarians. It's not very difficult to see why. Vegetarianism is a conscious choice regarding health and nutrition; that means when you compare the two, you're comparing a group of highly health-conscious people to a group of partially (or barely, judging by the health of the average Western person today) health-conscious people. It's not even a fair comparison.

This!  I am . . . like 99% vegetarian (I don't avoid meat for ethical reasons really but I never want to eat it unless I am at a sushi place or something) and since I started eating that way I have been in excellent physical shape and overall health.  I could give specifics but they don't really belong here!

I don't think it is unethical to eat meat or anything, but some factory farms etc are pretty inhumane.  Most animals are stupid but like . . . they can still feel pain.
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Fish is good for you. So what the HELL is wrong with you PETA.

Fishing is good family time values, and waking up early as a excuse. Protein.

Wonder what PETA will think up next?. Ban Zoos.
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Uh PETA is already against zoos (and having pets (and pit bulls (and cooking mama)))
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Also PETA kills a shit load of animals.

At least farms use dead animals for food.
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Yeah.

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