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The only thing I liked about KH was the awful dialogue and storyline. The only SE games I bought in the last 5 years where KHs and FFX-2 (though I have yet to unwrap FFX-2). I was kind of hoping this was on par with KH... but it seems that Dissidia is so bad it isn't even playable for ironic reasons.
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The only thing I liked about KH was the awful dialogue and storyline. The only SE games I bought in the last 5 years where KHs and FFX-2 (though I have yet to unwrap FFX-2). I was kind of hoping this was on par with KH... but it seems that Dissidia is so bad it isn't even playable for ironic reasons.

That's the problem with software companies, and people who play certain games "not because I like them, but it's ironic that way", the software companies keep making the games because they are getting sales from people who play it ironically, then they think they can take it further with each release until they reach the exact threshold needed to lose their "ironically" devoted section of their market.

It's bad for games, and if it's bad for games it's bad for humanity.
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Most people who play games ironically either buy them years and years after they're made (when it's become obvious they aren't buying them for legit reasons) or they pirate them.  I don't know anyone that pays full price on an ironic game, so I don't think it does much to the industry at all.
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That's the problem with software companies, and people who play certain games "not because I like them, but it's ironic that way", the software companies keep making the games because they are getting sales from people who play it ironically, then they think they can take it further with each release until they reach the exact threshold needed to lose their "ironically" devoted section of their market.

It's bad for games, and if it's bad for games it's bad for humanity.

I am not responsible for patent mongering and vaporware (hint: wii and ds). I am not the one hurting the industry just because I chose to buy a few games that are amazingly bad. If it where up to my demo these games wouldn't have even been made because they would make no money from us. The real demo this appeals to, the fanboys and girls, they are the ones doing the actual damage, because they are the ones who facilitated this type of shit in the first place.
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It's Kuja. From FF9. he was androgynous and shitty back in the PSX days.

To be fair, he was androgynous and creepy in the confines of the game world, too.  The other characters in the game would comment on how effeminate he looked and that it creeped them out.

Also this game looks terrible!  I am a Final Fantasy superfan, so I guess I am the target audience, but this is stupid.
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I think it's a neat idea on their part to try and make something like this. I mean...for true fans it would be kind of cool to see your favorite characters duke it out, but I wish they would add more then just the main character and main villan. I mean...where the hell is Rydia!? Or even Selphie!? Damn...

Although I don't have a PSP, I would probably of picked this game up, sure it's stupid as hell...but hey! It's just a game, hopefully they make another one. Perhaps they need to make it less then a button masher, but then again so is Smash.


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I hate how ff went to shit but I'll probably buy this because I have a psp and there aren't too many rpgs with it.

It will probably piss me off like the last one with zach chrono whatever. it was fucking terrible but when I start playing a game (especially if I bought it) I can't stop. it would have to be really really terrible for me to stop playing it.

I think the last game I quit playing it because it was so bad was that shitty hack and slash with all the norse mythology and cyborgs. It was so goddamn dumb I couldn't even enjoy it fucked up...
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I hate how ff went to shit but I'll probably buy this because I have a psp and there aren't too many rpgs with it.
But... It's not a RPG, it is a fighting game... A really crappy fighting game. (If you wanted good PSP RPGs... You shouldn't have wasted the money on a PSP, all the good PSP RPGs are basically ports of Playstation RPGs, and with a half decent PC you can emulate them anyway).

Anyway, tried playing it again. The game is easy, way to easy. Each of the 10 good guys has a storyline with a difficulty rating from 1 to 5 stars. I just completed a 4 star storyline in like 10-15 minutes, without dying once... Actually, I don't think I even got hit once.
Also... Ugghhh... This game feels like some sort of campy, flamboyant Gackt simulator... Just playing it makes me feel really gay, the only way they could have made it gayer was if Vaan was a playable character (or they added more belts and zippers).  This game is clearly aimed at fangirls, since there is only one female character in the entire game, and most of the other characters are 90% of the other characters are tones, slightly muscular guys that are proud of showing off their well oiled abs... They pretty much all look like girly men as well. I feel really gay for some reason!
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oh then I probably won't get it unless I can play it on the internet. I'll prolly just try to steal it...
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oh then I probably won't get it unless I can play it on the internet. I'll prolly just try to steal it...
you can play it on the internet... if you have a ps3 or x-link kai on your pc.

also there are 4 female characters in the game... you just have to unlock the other 3.  I've only really played as Terra and she's a long range character so i just end up staring at her ass most fights.
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The game recieved pretty good score in Japan and people who imported it seemed to enjoy it as well. Don't be so negative just because it's a weird Final Fantasy title.
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The game recieved pretty good score in Japan

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No kidding.

... well duh, of course it would get positive score in Japan, but if you read the rest you would have realized that people outside of the country liked it as well.
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The people who took the time to import it were planning on giving it a good review years before the idea was ever thought up


The second they said "FF fighting game" it got a 10/10 in their heads.
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The people who took the time to import it were planning on giving it a good review years before the idea was ever thought up


The second they said "FF fighting game" it got a 10/10 in their heads.

Yeah... because liking Final Fantasy is retarded. No way can it be good...
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