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wait you broke up with her and then got engaged or got engaged and broke up with her?
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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last year on valentine's we got engaged. this year we broke up.

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dosmaen :/
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wow, i'm really sorry dosmaen!
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right now im feeling happy but most of today i've kind of felt like shit. ive never actually felt like i have today ever. it is really weird.

the most difficult thing for me right now is living in a house full of alcohol. i dont want to turn this into my livejournal so talk about your favorite valentines candies here.

i actually really like reese's peanut butter cups.
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dude.  peanut butter cups are my fav candy!!

also dosmaen i really am sorry, man.  that blows.  fuck her.  FUCK HER (is it too soon to say fuck her???).
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i'm not really angry at her though. i'm just really sad because i know that there is nothing really that we could do to make it work. it's hard to explain. i've just recently come to terms with the fact that it's the right decision.
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At least you know you did the right thing dude, take comfort in that at least.
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i was coming into this topic to make some more jokes about pleasuring oneself but i guess it is no longer relevant
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how bout some tips instead of jokes im a bit rusty :fogetcry:
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Topic deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddd.

get well soon Tomato, whom I never knew was dosmaen until just now.
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if it's only been a year she might have just wanted to dodge getting you a present
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climbtree he just said enough with the jokes, i get your a mod OF THE p9/11 WORLD but come on show some respect you douche
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I am sorry man :(​  Well at least it was mutual and a good idea?  Right?

Valentine's is a great day to hook up, though, if you want to find someone new.  Especially because it is on a Saturday.  Literally everyone at the bar will be single and looking because everyone who is in a relationship will be at home having sex so . . . .
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...and you can always browse fanfic websites for single geek girls, because they too will be on the internet long into the night writing Slash.

On another note, I agree that it's another one of those commercial holidays, but that doesn't make it a bad idea to take a moment out of the day to make a gesture of love to those close to you. Personally, I'm making a bunch of origami hearts and hiding them with clues around my girlfriend's apartment.

Also, there will be a lack of the lovemaking today, since both of us live in small apartments with roommates who are home all the time.

:welp:
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...and you can always browse fanfic websites for single geek girls, because they too will be on the internet long into the night writing Slash.

and then when you DO have to actually talk to them it'll be the worst experience of your life
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vwlfarre's getting valentines from her ff stalkers
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i'm actually glad that i'll be off campus this weekend for that exact reason
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climbtree he just said enough with the jokes, i get your a mod OF THE p9/11 WORLD but come on show some respect you douche

no he didn't you fucking idiot he was joking himself goddamn, get some reading comprehension
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS