do not go see x-men origins: wolverine

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#1 May 02, 2009, 04:37:04 am

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yeah this was the worst movie i have seen in MONTHS. yeah you tell em foget

welp i liked it!! thats because i like dicks in my ass

there is absolutely no reason to see this movie. it is completely awful. the acting was the worst. the writing was like a 12 year old or michael bay wrote it. it had really out of place toilet humor and terrible jokes. the special effects are like, wow. titanic looked better than this movie. there was at least 5-6 scenes where you could tell the characters were lazily superimposed and they didn't even bother putting in their shadows onto the scene.

it was a big ol poop on the face of the audience. do not see this movie it is poop.

Last Edit: May 02, 2009, 04:53:04 am by stern_gupples

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#2 May 02, 2009, 04:51:48 am

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I'm more turned off by the way you tope.

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#3 May 02, 2009, 04:53:26 am

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yes this is a shitty topic but if it keeps you from seeing this movie it is worth the decrease in respect

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.

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#4 May 02, 2009, 04:55:03 am

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what was the toilet humor?

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#5 May 02, 2009, 04:57:01 am

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he fought a dude called Blob in the middle of the movie and they played GROSS FAT GUY for laughs almost precisely like it was taken out of Epic Movie or something.

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.

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#6 May 02, 2009, 04:59:50 am

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oh I thought you meant humor about toilets/using the toilet. nevermind.

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headphonics

#7 May 02, 2009, 05:01:40 am

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i dont think thats toilet humor is it? also why would YOU go see this movie to begin with, stupid

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#8 May 02, 2009, 05:02:45 am

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like honestly x-men 3 took all of 6 months for you to be able to look back and be holy shit i cant believe this was made I CAN SEE THE WIRES. you know when a movie that's less than a year old is already viewed in the same light as 30-year-old b-movies, prolly not gonna have such a great sequel

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#9 May 02, 2009, 05:04:28 am

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I never saw X-3. My roommate wanted to see this one so I went with him. I remembered thinking the first and second movies were alright, but it was so long ago that I saw them that I didn't really have a good frame of reference.

either way i wasn't expecting this movie to be a classic or anything; it just really BLEW MY MIND how bad it was.

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.

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#10 May 02, 2009, 05:22:29 am

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Quote from: headphonics on May 02, 2009, 05:01:40 am

i dont think thats toilet humor is it? also why would YOU go see this movie to begin with, stupid

what's not toilet humor, who are you talking to? this is toilet humor:

I think I'm seeing it with my dad this weekend. I'm gonna see whether it's worse than transformers. don't ruin it for me.

edit: transformers being the worst movie I've paid to see so far
edit: I'm not choosing to go see it it's just something I guess we're gonna do. I don't really know why.

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#11 May 02, 2009, 05:23:58 am

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Dude the character's name is BLOB... what were you expecting? "heh heh, i know he is extremely obese, guys, but let's try to not call attention to that." -gavin hood

I guess if you don't know anything about xmen it's understandable, but dude it's also a superhero grade movie, and it absolutely wasn't so bad as you are saying unless you went in expecting some miracle of cinema. who goes to see an xmen movie on opening day that doesn't like xmen?

the CG was pretty bad, and a lot of the actors were bad, but at very least this movie is worth dvd rental price. and not that 1$ movie machine at walmart either, hollywood video or something.
it was better than X3 at very least, so i'm sure if anyone here is a fan of xmen, they will see it.

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#12 May 02, 2009, 05:25:14 am

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I actually saw it tonight and I'll admit it wasn't that great but I enjoyed it for what it was

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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#13 May 02, 2009, 06:47:17 am

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Quote from: Mongoloid on May 02, 2009, 05:23:58 am

Dude the character's name is BLOB... what were you expecting? "heh heh, i know he is extremely obese, guys, but let's try to not call attention to that." -gavin hood

I guess if you don't know anything about xmen it's understandable, but dude it's also a superhero grade movie, and it absolutely wasn't so bad as you are saying unless you went in expecting some miracle of cinema. who goes to see an xmen movie on opening day that doesn't like xmen?

the CG was pretty bad, and a lot of the actors were bad, but at very least this movie is worth dvd rental price. and not that 1$ movie machine at walmart either, hollywood video or something.
it was better than X3 at very least, so i'm sure if anyone here is a fan of xmen, they will see it.

nice avatar.

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.

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#14 May 02, 2009, 11:45:45 am

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haha the CG of the metal claw coming out was a joke. I actually laughed out loud in the theatre at how bad it was. The film was a pretty average/mediocre super hero film. There was not much in it that made me scream out at how awful it was, unlike Watchmen on the other hand...

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#15 May 02, 2009, 12:15:36 pm

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yeah this movie sucks man. the thing is i'm not sure you can be like PANDA I NEVER SAW X3 because when you saw the title of the movie is

XMEN: ORIGINS: WOLVERINE

you should have paused and been like how good can this possibly be.

like its a comic book spinoff for a single character, not even called XMEN WOLVERINE or something. should be a warning sign!

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#16 May 02, 2009, 12:55:05 pm

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x3 is probably one of the worst movies i've ever seen. i'm not joking when i say that it'll be remembered as being really shockingly, appallingly bad. just like "whoa how did this even get made". in one scene it's in the middle of the day and then it's suddenly night time for no reason and youre just like aaaaaaaaaaa this is like the super mario bros. movie

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#17 May 02, 2009, 02:59:31 pm

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Quote from: stern_gupples on May 02, 2009, 06:47:17 am

nice avatar.

heh heh you sure owned him

anyway, I saw it last night!

I saw the work print but I went to see it with friends and I assumed hey the workprint must just have no cgi/bad cgi/will get better cgi, and it didnt happen

nothing got better!

I actually enjoyed the workprint more! IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE IT WASNT FINISHED HAHA, then this movie was garbage, like, it was cool to see wolverine cut stuff in half a lot though

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#18 May 02, 2009, 03:04:02 pm

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is there anything with three titles that's ever been good? like when it's like SERIES: TITLE: ANOTHER TITLE?

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#19 May 02, 2009, 03:12:31 pm

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saw the workrpint, don't give a fuck about special effects

story was fucking awful dude man like there is nothing really slavagable about it all the character motivations and relationships are fucked up, cheesy shit, crappy plot devices all over the place.

The story is like some 12 year old fan fiction

WOLVERINE GOES TO SEE THE BLOB HE FIGHTS HIM AND WINS AND HE TELLS HIM TO GO FIND GAMBIT AND GAMBIT SAYS NO AND WOLVERINE FIGHTS HIM AND WINS AND GAMBIT REALIZES WOLVERINE IS A GOOD GUY SO HE TAKES HIM TO THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANT etc etc

Yo FUCK X-Men Origins WOlverine, lots of people I know like it, and I don't see how the movie could be likable at all. Then again, they all dug Fast & Furious.

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#20 May 02, 2009, 03:20:05 pm

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Quote from: Mongoloid on May 02, 2009, 05:23:58 am

Dude the character's name is BLOB... what were you expecting? "heh heh, i know he is extremely obese, guys, but let's try to not call attention to that." -gavin hood

I guess if you don't know anything about xmen it's understandable, but dude it's also a superhero grade movie, and it absolutely wasn't so bad as you are saying unless you went in expecting some miracle of cinema. who goes to see an xmen movie on opening day that doesn't like xmen?

the CG was pretty bad, and a lot of the actors were bad, but at very least this movie is worth dvd rental price. and not that 1$ movie machine at walmart either, hollywood video or something.
it was better than X3 at very least, so i'm sure if anyone here is a fan of xmen, they will see it.

i do not understand your reasoning. it's totally worth spending money on, it's just the acting and the CG that are bad! what else is there? non-CG action sequences and... cinematography.. and music

maybe it's worth getting from the library. orrrr you could get a better movie that may actually be useful at all and that everyone won't forget about in a year

most people who watch things like this just cite "hey its mindless entertainment... why you gotta be such a pretentious dick about it" but if i paid to see this and those adamantium-enforced bone claws did not emerge realistically i would want my money back goddamn it

Last Edit: May 02, 2009, 03:25:53 pm by esiann

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