Topic: Sex With... Christ (new MTV show) (Read 3094 times)

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God trolled Job so friggin hard.

Moral of the story: I'm god, I will do whatever the fuck I want.
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I can't tell who is being serious and who isn't...
Well done, chaps. :bravo:
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Yo abraham, dogg I need you to ice that son of yours.

Aw dude, you were seriously gonna do it? I was just joshin. That shits cold brah, damn son you savage as a motherfucker. My nigga.

Hey man since you're up on this mountain, do me a solid kill your goat for me.
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guys, I'm just a lame atheist that posted ironically as a christian.
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The bible owns

Fuck the haters
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GOD SUCKS POSTT HIS FIVE TIMES IF YOU THINK DOGS SUCK
has a girl in his bed. pot in his pipe and family guy on the tube. i like life
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everybody knows that the devil is really stuck in hell because god told him he left some furniture down there that needed retrieving.
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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theology fits better with your schema of climbtree especially when i'm in a topic about religion
Wo..wow. I guess I'll have to consider your antics social experiments now rather than "trolls"
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i'm doing critical psychology, we don't pull those kinda stunts.

The bible is the only real evidence anyone has to proof god exists and that’s just not enough for me, books can be re-written, edited far too easily.

the bible isn't proof god exists anymore than a physics book is proof physics exist
I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S
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the bible isn't proof god exists anymore than a physics book is proof physics exist
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In terms of my religious views, I have come to the conclusion that while an all-powerful God may or may not exist, Christianity is almost certainly false. And while it may seem that I have come to this conclusion bluntly, I can assure you that my stance came as a result of considerable thought. I will not attempt to reason for it, for that will not convince anyone. Instead, I will hold it to be self-evident outside of poor judgment, a psychological imperative, and superstition. I already waste enough time on the Internet as it is without condemning my sunshine time to pointless arguments on subjects with people with three times more indoctrination than processed thought.

I know, I know. My opining is just as stubborn as it is of those whom I condemn. But I'm tired of it. You would have to be an idiot to believe that the theory of evolution is false. You would have to be an even bigger idiot to decry natural selection. But that is what Christianity entails, and so shall be its end in my mind. Hermeneutics, bollocks. If you believe that dinosaurs existed alongside humankind, you are either foolish, ignorant, or Judeo-Christian*. And if you don't, but consider yourself the latter, then you have compromised your religion in the face of the opposition. I'm honestly not sure whom I respect less.

So this is the end of it. I'm not going to spend any more time researching, in the words of Richard Dawkins: "learned tomes on ruffled pantaloons and silken underwear" just so that I can claim that the Emperor is, in fact, naked. I'm tired of this shit and I am leaving these idiots to the own devices.


*Terms that are by no means mutually exclusive.
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nah I still tell the idiots they're idiots and hope that one in a hundred will get it and it'll sink in a lil' bit. Can't give up that hope because that hope is all you've got or I've got or we've got or anyones got that doesn't believe in some stupid book full of tall tales.
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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We should all watch Religulous again/for the first time. It gives a few insights into various religions around the world and also adds some comical humor amongst it all. 

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that bill maher.  so smug.  fuck you, bill maher.
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YOU THINK YOU CAN WRITE ME OFF IN A 2-HOUR FILM LIKE THAT??  WHAT.

WHAT.
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WHERE IS YHOUR NO GOD NOW BILLMARH

HUH

WHRE IS IT? ITS NOT HERE YUO BATSArD
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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Maybe I'll get another warn?
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Maybe I'll get another warn?

"I guess it's time for you to hate me again" ~ Doppleganger on his new album, relapse
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Nah, it's more like

"Warns are arbitrarily given out to members who don't consistently inundate the boards with garbage posts" ~ what?!

Good call tho...
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Are you sure both of those lines aren't from your new album?

Either way, I don't see how you could think that post could warrant a possible warn. I mean it clearly shows how superior it is to have faith and utilize prayer in your daily life.

It just has so many things going for it that fit in perfectly with the lifestyle we have become accustomed to.