I'll parody a Michael Jackson song and say this Bill may was not my lover.
I'm going to be honest, this has to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Almost makes me forget that Mick Jagger died. Or whatever his name was, that creepy nose guy. You know.
Can't say Michael Jackson's death really upset me, I only like a handful of his songs and as a person, he was pretty much just a walking punchline. Same with Billy Mays, but now there's nobody holding Vince of ShamWow back from taking over all of mankind!! D: