don't stick your fucking finger down your throat again mkk, it'll be aight

also jamie if you was hangin with me that guy would be using all that money to stitch his fucking face back together. Cus I think I'm gettin pretty tickin time bomb from this goddamn job and I want someone like that to fuck with me at this point.

I'm not trying to sound like a badass or anything I just really really want to break something right now.

I hope u know I pack a chainsaw, ill skin ur ass raw, and if my day keeps going this way I might break something tonight... give me something to break

-fred durst

words of wsidom

I feel a lil better tho cus I beat on the punching bag today

Also we picked up anchor and are moving today because they're supposedly going to set fire to the spilled oil off of venice, LA. This ship only moves at about six knots full speed so I'm pretty glad we're a good distance away from it atm already.

i think posting that was some kind of distress call. i'm okay now but i think it's time to make a real effort to get my crap together.

Jamie, write a more detailed account of what happened, that sounds terrifying.

also i got picked up last night while i was really drunk by some rich business guy who was terrifying and i literally had to jump out of the car to get away from him. it's probably the most crazy thing that has ever happened to me and there have been some crazy things. i was really scared and i burnt my hand. like this guy was actually a full blown rich guy i didn't think i'd ever meet one. he kept saying things to me like 'you little bitch......you little tease' and groaning

these people are fucking crazy. these fucking rich people.

actually can't tell if you are joking here!

Where are steel paladine's old college articles? I want to know what I missed when I didn't read them

is there an uncanny valley for food because esp. some of these asian food packaging I see they're realistically drawn with lots of details but they have the exact opposite effect of being appetizing

I'm probably going to die from sodium poisoning but Shin Ramyun is legitimately pretty good the Maruchan stuff is horrible

wtf is with that Annie Chun shite etc. The microwave stuff that is still like cheap noodles but it costs 4 5 dollars or something completely over the top and whoever distributes it is going to hell


here's what I mean http://www.waroengsipiet.nl/images/vifon%20chicken.jpg oh god that is a drawing isn't it

these noodles too http://www.asiayummy.com/images/Tomyum.jpg

wtf http://www.flickr.com/photos/thai-food-blog/3461488073/

I dunno it feels like the noodles and the shrimp are going to start crawling all over me any second

WARNING: Please do not watch this video if you are scared of being spooked.

lol a few of the feedback most people put up are a little out there, sometimes i think about whether they really read the weblog posts and items before posting or whether or not they pretty much read the titles and jot down the very first thing that drifts into their minds. at any rate, it is really pleasing to read clever commentary every now and then in contrast to the same, classic blog vomit which i frequently see on the web

damn, not only are forum spambots trying to get more clever, but blog comment spambots are too

aww I was reading this article about how in Mexico artists can pay their taxes with free artwork to the government and there's a gallery and something about no restrictions on the content/subject matter so I was hoping people would get back at the IRS like paint MOUNTAINS OF SHIT or other stuff that's like fuuu to the mexican IRS

http://www.apartados.hacienda.gob.mx/cultura/index.html top-left link

just seems to be mostly abstract/modern art crap though

It doesn't matter if it's a waste of money because it gives other people problems to keep busy trying to solve which is what counts

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/05/01/2010-05-01_jury_acquits_accused_rapist_rules_womans_skinny_jeans_so_tight_she_must_have_hel.html


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and oh yeah shit painting that's p good but still I was hoping EVERYTHING would be like that

guys watch Party Down its awesome

Thanks for this rec, dude. Loving it.

goddamnit oil spill is going to kill the gulf coast if they can't stop it

everyone get your ladles and buckets and save the beach you are the last line of defense

i saw a thing on the news about the oil spill that showed a satellite picture of it and it was shaped like a fuckin' WHALE and it was kinda eerie

youth for oil

its god's wrath

make a new fucking energy source or next time....

well it really doesn't matter anymore because if this shit hits the coast we're fucked. I'm fucked. My hometown will probably die and that condo on the beach I bought will be pointless unless I wanna look like slick blackness.