Rammstein. Funny story. I was at the thrift shops the other day. My town has a whole block of them, and they're the perfect place to get random deals on things people wouldn't know to buy...I got a high quality 3M video projector there for 8 dolla! Anyway there was this older guy who looked like one of them Elvis impersonators (complete with obnoxious pink shirt, tight black pants, beer belly, and white shoes) tailing some girl my age. She has all the signs of being totally annoyed with the guy. Tapping her foot, checking her watch, pulling out her phone...typical gtf-out-of-my-face body language which anyone but a blockhead would pick up. The guy continues, "Oh you haven't heard Rammstein? They are FUCKING awesome! You've got to FUCKING listen to them!" and I stop dead in my tracks, turn, and say, "Rammstein? Rammstein is terrible." All the sudden the guy flares up like a goddamn peacock and gets into some argument with me about 'who-the-FUCK-are-you-what-do-you-know-about-good-music'...etc., etc., to which I pretty much said to calm down, w/e, everyone's entitled to their own opinion I guess...anyway the girl managed to finally escape the guy and I managed not to get my face punched in by dumbass Elvis impersonator and everyone had a field day the end.
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