"damn it this baby will only eat some weird brand of pizza"

i will send you a mountain dew bottle of my best oats and you can impregenate and produce the subject of study

if you want a downs baby

Oops, should have picked the third option. I've met people online through plentyoffish. Didn't work out!

i will send you a mountain dew bottle of my best oats and you can impregenate and produce the subject of study

sorry bub burden of proof is on you i will be waiting for youtubes of your healthy £8 baby (lol get it baby weight joke plus money joke)

She doesn't believe they're human beings

sorry bub burden of proof is on you i will be waiting for youtubes of your healthy £8 baby (lol get it baby weight joke plus money joke)

actually buddy i bet that i could raise a healthy baby on less than it costs to run a car, proof that i could can be purely theoretical. could is about ability, "could i use the bathroom?" heh SHOT DOWN
cost of running a baby:
fuel costs roughly half a small jar of peanut butter a day (peanut butter is quite close to a complete food) (just ignoring breast feeding) works out to approx $10 a fortnight (i can go for about 3 days on only peanut butter and water, though i'm not growing i'm easily 5 times the size of a baby (it costs $10 for a kg of peanut butter. you can get it cheaper as well)
maybe clothing? near negligible
medical bills possibly but that would mean it's damaged to begin with
heating shelter power utilities etc all come under my own
COST OF A BABY IF FOOD IS BOUGHT: ~$260

let's triple this just for fun. it costs my flatmate $1200 a year for car insurance alone. i don't know what the minimum amount for insurance is, but you've got a warrant and rego which are also necesary. $10-$20 a week in petrol money means it's easily cheaper to raise a baby than to run a car. food use undoubtedly increases while you're growing but i think you could still safely scrape by on $10-20 worth a week

why don't you grow a pair and learn to change your own oil pussy

Even I could change my own oil, it's not that hard (except I don't since my dad always has it done whenever he feels like it without telling me--still I COULD, it's a piece of piss)

my insurance is 80 dollars a month, 20 a week in gas (and i drive ~270 or so a week), and a 20 dollar oil change once every 3 months.

why don't you grow a pair and learn to change your own oil pussy

Ohoho! Beat by a girl!

for the record I can't change oil, but I don't have a car so...

Oil is easy to change but 20 $ is not that bad of price to have some one do it for you since Filters can cost about 5 to 8 bucks then 5 quartz of oil is about 12$-17$(it can be more but I would not recommend some one paying more.) bucks. Also some of the new cars are designed with no consideration about where the oil filter is. Like it being on a angel or on the side of the fucking  engine. back in the day it uses to be right there hang down from the engine and it was fully visible. Like my Impala(2000) had a metal bar and some sort of mud flap blocking the view to my oil filter. It was a bitch to put in the filter. I missed a few times before I got it in.

Also another good fact is If you did it yourself and forgot to put oil in it your boned but if you got someone else to do it and he forgets to put oil in your not boned.

Fun Fact: If you would like piss off the man changing your oil and it's one of those Quick stop oil change places(pretty much any place that changes your oil right away without a wait) you take a long drive and go there.

when the oils hot it's easier to drain

Also another good fact is If you did it yourself and forgot to put oil in it your boned but if you got someone else to do it and he forgets to put oil in your not boned.

How do you go in for an oil change and they forget?  It's more like if you forget to do it you're boned (lol) but if you forget to go have it done you're still boned.  What did this mean?

How do you go in for an oil change and they forget?  It's more like if you forget to do it you're boned (lol) but if you forget to go have it done you're still boned.  What did this mean?

There have been cases where they put in the oil filter and forgot to put oil in. If you made this mistake to your own car (and provided you started the car ) there nothing you can do other then shell out some money for a new engine. If this happen at a mechanics shop there responsible for your engine so technically your not boned. I'm just saying it covers your ass if you got some one else to do it.

it also pays to do it near a fire

bullshit

I did it while smoking a cigarrete and then put the cig out in the oil pan and nothing happened

when I pump my gas at night I use a lighter so I can see