Topic: help me piss off my teacher (Read 2951 times)

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that is the best way to piss off a teacher ever
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even if you don't want to piss off your teacher, you should do that.
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I'm putting that in a folder labeled awesome.
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Sorry bro.. but due to common knowledge and personal experience yes. narcotics DO lead to addiction. What the fuck would make you think otherwise???

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Detailed instructions...

If you do follow chef's instructions, or do anything similar on your own, just don't make the mistake of posting about it here... and by all means don't get a new user name that makes reference to it, unless of course you happen to find certain forum members to be the most delightful people on the planet, and you've been curious as to how to get them to post in your topics more often. =)

Or you could just study and ace the next test, to each his own, you know?

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nice try, but he's not just some "dog" you can tell what to do.
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Case in point.
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True or false, "Narcotics lead directly to addiction." I wrote that it was false, which was incorrect. This is obviously not true, as you don't become addicted directly after taking one narcotic, right?
yeah, but that's not what the question asks. it says narcotics LEAD directly to addiction, which is a factually correct statement. it says nothing about using narcotics once, the use of the word LEAD indicates some sort of consistent use, as in following something or going down some sort of path. you aren't being led somewhere by taking the drug once or twice, so that circumstance wouldn't logically apply here. going on a more broad level, you could replace narcotics with any addictive substance under the narcotic categorization and it would still be totally factual. opium DOES lead directly to addiction, cocaine DOES lead directly to addiction, morphine DOES lead directly to addiction. all addictive substances do. the addictive properties of many drugs work instantaneously and start the craving during first contact with the substance. if you follow addictive drugs, it WILL lead you to addiction. where the hell else would it lead you?

the sentence is badly-written and slightly ambiguous, and i'm certain this class is painful and mind-numbing, but the information was there if you stopped to actually read it. the fault is on your shoulders.

hate to rely on stupid internet shit for any purpose, but.....


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Last Edit: October 28, 2009, 08:07:13 am by Hundley
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no a 75 is still a C at his school.
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it was a dumb question the instructor was using to make you think too hard about. That's one of my gripes with tests, lots of times people will write questions in such a way not to test your knowledge on a subject but to try and trick you into answering incorrectly especially multiple choice.

EDIT: just read climbtree's post and if all that "leads directly" is part of psychology jargon that's in your textbook then you should have known that and it's your fault. IMO that's a silly way to word a causal relationship "The use of narcotics causes addiction" is a much clearer way of putting that statement.

..but what do I know I'm a philistine when it comes to psychology.  :welp:

Last Edit: October 28, 2009, 02:51:54 pm by DietCoke
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also don't piss off your instructors in school that is probably the dumbest thing you could possibly do
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ahaha you're so fucking stupid
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do a poop on her chair
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also don't piss off your instructors in school that is probably the dumbest thing you could possibly do


yeah it effects all of your marks in the near future as every time they read your assignments they will look up the top of the page and be reminded how you pissed them off

also you could probably argue that you didn't understand the question as it wasn't phrased clearly and could possibly win, but I think it's pretty clear that narcotics lead to drug addiction
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you can begin to see the differences in how people study and take tests by how they respond to this problem.

I would have figured she wanted me to say true. that's how I take tests, I answer questions how I think the professor wants me to answer them. it's not an ideal method but I find it's the most reliable. studying/testing doesn't really help me retain material anyway


yeah it effects all of your marks in the near future as every time they read your assignments they will look up the top of the page and be reminded how you pissed them off
teachers are not supposed to do this, you can report them if you think it's happening
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I know you can, but it still happens. Even in a subtle manner
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lol rite on this should realy piss her off >​
Last Edit: October 28, 2009, 10:49:51 pm by Drac
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teachers are not supposed to do this, you can report them if you think it's happening

and then the teacher convinces the head of the school that they aren't doing it


and then they just do it harder
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