Tutorial I went to a strip club (Read 6577 times)

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Isn't money always the incentive no matter what you do for a living? The only difference here is that strippers make more money in a day than anyone here ever will.

Don't rule out the possibility that one of us might become a stripper.
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Isn't money always the incentive no matter what you do for a living? The only difference here is that strippers make more money in a day than anyone here ever will.

i know what you're getting at but strippers don't make that much and they can't do it that long
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i know what you're getting at but strippers don't make that much and they can't do it that long
They do make that much though. I know clubs where strippers walk home with $2000 after a crowded night, and from what Google tells me even really shabby clubs will make a stripper about $200-1000 a night. There's a reason why people choose to pursue this line of work.
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when i was young my cousin and i would rp. i would be the stripper.
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What're you, gay or something?
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They do make that much though. I know clubs where strippers walk home with $2000 after a crowded night, and from what Google tells me even really shabby clubs will make a stripper about $200-1000 a night. There's a reason why people choose to pursue this line of work.

$200-$1000 a night gives a range of $73,000 to $365,000 a year, given that you made that amount every night and you worked every night. there's weekly and seasonal downtime, and you can only be a stripper for so long. the average stripper probably makes a lot more money than she could anywhere else, arguably easier, but it won't be an otherwise unattainable amount. like i'm pretty sure there's a few people here that are doing medical degrees and system administrator gigs that'd earn them a similar income as a stripper, but they'd be able to do it past 35
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thats why they do it when they're young and they can rake in all that cash for bottles, formula, and diapers and shit
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$200-$1000 a night gives a range of $73,000 to $365,000 a year, given that you made that amount every night and you worked every night. there's weekly and seasonal downtime, and you can only be a stripper for so long. the average stripper probably makes a lot more money than she could anywhere else, arguably easier, but it won't be an otherwise unattainable amount. like i'm pretty sure there's a few people here that are doing medical degrees and system administrator gigs that'd earn them a similar income as a stripper, but they'd be able to do it past 35
which is why from personal experience, the ones that ARENT dumb are still studying while working there part time. it is good money + easily workable hours if you are still in uni or something.
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So when you get back to your room with your hot girl that you just picked up, when she gives you a lapdance (after all asking a slut who you just met to give you a lapdance always ends well) which will no doubt be terrible because she's drunk and has no idea what she's doing (at least the girls in the club can dance) all your friends will be there, beers in hand, to throw dollar bills, make bawdy comments and slap her ass? You're missing the point.
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heres the deal bros the be all end all of strip clubs

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i am reminded by this one hilarious scene in the sandman comics where this one lady does the ultimate dance and the strip club explodes

that has nothing to do with this topic except for the fact that there's a strip club in it

and it explodes
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i am reminded by this one hilarious scene in the sandman comics where this one lady does the ultimate dance and the strip club explodes

that has nothing to do with this topic except for the fact that there's a strip club in it

and it explodes

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Damn wish I had returned earlier... reply to the now irrelevant topic of how apparently 'fucked up' I am. :P maybe defend myself... but damn there were to many responses to that and I don't feel like responding to them all.

In any case I don't find it remotely pathetic to go to a strip club or work for one. But I do see it as a waste of time and money to go and a working there should really only be a temporary thing.

I'm pretty open to all sexual stuff. I also have a deep rooted hatred for traditional values and morals and a hatred dislike the people that think that you suck as a human being for not following them.
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I'm pretty open to all sexual stuff. I also have a deep rooted hatred dislike for traditional values and morals and the people that think that you suck as a human being for not following them.

These guys also dislike traditional values:

Last Edit: January 26, 2010, 09:55:33 pm by Afura
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that's actually tim heidecker in costume. he's doing a voice too but if you listen closely you can still tell it's him.
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Like I said, I don't really enjoy going to strip clubs, but I'm pretty surprised how morally opposed so many people here are to them. 
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Damn wish I had returned earlier... reply to the now irrelevant topic of how apparently 'fucked up' I am. :P maybe defend myself... but damn there were to many responses to that and I don't feel like responding to them all.

In any case I don't find it remotely pathetic to go to a strip club or work for one. But I do see it as a waste of time and money to go and a working there should really only be a temporary thing.

I'm pretty open to all sexual stuff. I also have a deep rooted hatred for traditional values and morals and a hatred dislike the people that think that you suck as a human being for not following them.

I'm pretty sure it's because you have a goal to bang a hooker and you are deeply disappointed in your virginity
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Would you still consider it objectifying women or pathetic with there were sex bots/matrix style virtual reality where they perfectly replicated how a girl acts in a sexual situation? Just curious would like to get some opinions...

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I'm pretty sure it's because you have a goal to bang a hooker and you are deeply disappointed in your virginity

No. I'm not really disappointed in my virginity as some sort of failure(EDIT: I don't view sex as some sort of achievement, but as a thing to be enjoyed I want to enjoy it) because I don't try because I see getting into a monogamous relationship is to much work and time for little reward.

And my goal isn't to "bang a hooker" its to merely 'bang' a girl that is exceedingly attractive to me. I view just paying for it as more convenient, easier, etc. rather than to search for a girl that I find attractive and that finds me attractive, then likely date her for a extended period.

I'm OK with a emotional aspect, but only if its a "friend" connection. Not romantic. Basically I want a fuck buddy that I can also have a enjoyable conversation with. Few girls are interested in this because they instinctively want commitment. so this further reduces the number of girls that can work for this and extends the wait. I'm not that patient.

I genuinely think that too many people view 'love' as some sort of mystical unexplainable thing. Romance is a big part of this delusion and I sort of find it dumb/creepy/pointless.
Last Edit: January 26, 2010, 11:17:50 pm by warpped655