I don;t know if reticulating splines would help healthcare, though articulating our spines might. :P
And anagram? Are you sure? I agree that you don't need a reason to help people.
Also the pic in the onion has paragraph break. :P I meant there were huge run-on sentences here and one couldn't tell where one thought or subject started and the next began. I don't need italics for that. . . just a couple of well-spaced periods.
Everyone has the right to be himself; wise men know how to,when, and whether to navigate the boundary between their rights and those of others when they collide.