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waiting for all my more niche fics to get optioned for film deals. i did one about being kidnapped by a secret society who put you in their Melter Machine and turn you into a bike. did one about being forced to eat endless Little Caesar's Hot & Ready $5 while cruel man slaps your amazing expanding belly & kisses tomato sauce from your lips (i toured a local LC's to get the details right and they had it printed out on their bulletin board for almost a month, so they said.) i did one about the Bitch King of Magma Isles who transforms you into Star Wars figures and coldly discards you so the dog can chew + puke on you. public shame raccoon story, forced to live as humanoid raccoon after curse by Tanuki god. lotsa face elongation (FE,) snout growth (SG) bits. story codes nc m/raccoon mm/raccoon mmmm/raccoon fe sg.
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I look forward to your results.
worst reply in the entire world.

do you have any fucking idea how many people struggled and fought and died just so you could sit here on your stupid, lazy ass and type your worthless opinions into this forum? "you can never change society"? that's the dumbest bullshit I've ever heard and it's coming from literally one of the most privileged people in the entire world, who lives in a country that went through countless struggles that resulted in the cushy lifestyle you're currently permitted to have.

ALL of those struggles started with the simple notion that people need to know what the problem is. that's where it begins. once you know how things are, and you're rightfully displeased with the situation, change becomes possible. every popular struggle succeeds on the agreement of the public at large, no exception.

remember the Israeli-Palestinian conflict? yeah, I'm pretty sure you'd tell me "the US will never stop helping Israel carry out its bloody occupation, you can't change a thing." but actually, keep your eyes open the coming decade. the activists who care about this conflict and have for years endured the most vile treatment, the destruction of their careers and defamation of their characters, have actually finally largely succeeded in educating the public on the matter. what's happened is very similar to South Africa during its apartheid: it's been turned into a bad word. everywhere in the world, people know there's something up with Israel. and this has very seriously changed the way things operate, and the limits of what the propaganda machine can get away with as it tries to deceive the public. it may not seem much to you, but that's literally the road towards a solution being paved. remember: South Africa had to become a state of all its citizens after the international pressure to do so became intolerable, and when one of the greatest activists on the matter was asked about it, he said that one of their greatest successes was how they educated the public so that they knew what "apartheid" means and how horrible it is. change ALWAYS starts with public awareness.

just knowing is DEFINITELY a crucial thing, even if you're not an activist and intend to do nothing, and by DELIBERATELY avoiding knowledge about this issue you're doing yourself and also everybody else in society a great disservice. it's disturbingly anti-social, frankly.

I'd rather you tried to know about the issue and got it wrong than this kind of antipathy.
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surely if there's one thing the history of marketing has taught us, it's that everybody involved in marketing should be round up and sent to a deserted island where they no longer pose any threat to human civilisation.
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On a sidenote, ASDA is selling all three books for £10 this weekend.

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I laugh at how hung up people are getting about what something of poor quality successfully selling in shops has to do with the state of human society, and how ignorant you're trying to make me out to be. It's hilarious, and quite pathetic too.

Of course I fucking get all of that.
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this book sounds dumb to me but if some women are into all the BDSM fantasy stuff then i don't see the harm in it.
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I laugh at how hung up people are getting about what something of poor quality successfully selling in shops has to do with the state of human society, and how ignorant you're trying to make me out to be. It's hilarious, and quite pathetic too.

lol you seriously typed this and thought it made you look superior
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heh, those guys with their Grip On Reality and Sense Of Social Justice
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lol you seriously typed this and thought it made you look superior
**shrugs**

You seem to be doing plenty of it yourself.
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i know you are but what am i
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no u
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Heh, I laugh at you guys for caring.  I laugh at you guys for examining the world around you.  I laugh at you for giving a shit about trying to improve things.  I laugh at you for not being a gross gamernerd who thinks everyone else is dumb and that nothing is worth caring about or looking at.  Welp, time to play video games.
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I cannot fucking tolerate this attitude.  Fuck that and fuck you.  Start giving a shit.
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Heh, I laugh at you guys for caring.  I laugh at you guys for examining the world around you.  I laugh at you for giving a shit about trying to improve things.  I laugh at you for not being a gross gamernerd who thinks everyone else is dumb and that nothing is worth caring about or looking at.  Welp, time to play video games.
Look, all I want to know is why a shit book for cunts is some kind of undeniable proof that our society is decaying and why we all need to wake up and do something about it. I've met enough conspiracy nuts who think the whole world is "brainwashed" and "unaware" and needs to wake up, but giving the same kind of speeches over a piece of fiction seems a bit far.

Unless you're trolling of course...
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IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE POPULARITY OF THIS BOOK MIGHT BE REPRESENTATIVE OF SOME SORT OF SOCIAL ATTITUDES AND THAT IT MIGHT BE A PRODUCT OF OUR SOCIETY, WHICH IS THE ONLY THING THAT'S REALLY WORTH DISCUSSING ON THIS TOPIC.  IT'S ALMOST LIKE THIS BOOK AND THE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT IT ARE PART OF LARGER ISSUES THAT YOU APPARENTLY DON'T THINK EXIST IF YOU THINK IT'S JUST THIS BOOK.

people telling you things you don't want to hear or don't agree with isn't trolling, sorry.
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you literally think the existence of societal attitudes is believing in conspiracies.  society isn't a conspiracy it's fuckin LIFE
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Thanks but I've been thinking that for years. I just don't think the whole world's going to go to hell over it. It's not exactly the next Mein Kampf is it?

My point is you're not telling me anything new here. It'll die down like everything else that's controversial, you wait and see.

As for those social attitudes. Enough people are coming around on sexism, homophobia and all that other awful shit people do, but we'll never convince everyone.
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it's not about this goddamn book it's about societal attitudes and those aren't gonna just "die down"
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