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yeah weedi s nothing dangerous or anything you don't really need to know much about it just make sure you know how to smoke it and you're good. just know it kinda gets rid of that second of thinking before you do/say anything so you'll do/say a lot of stupid shit.
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If you know how to smoke a cigarette then you know how to smoke weed... You could always practice with some tobacco or something to get you used to sucking smoke into your lungs.

The first time I did weed I made the mistake of not packing my bowl right. I pretty much burnt most of it. I didn't get very high... I got the munchies though. Say goodbye to 2 family sized bags of tortilla chips and half a jar of salsa
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Say goodbye to 2 family sized bags of tortilla chips and half a jar of salsa

How did you manage this? I usually run out of salsa long before chips.
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ooooh did anyone hear about the meeting or whatever they were going to have in congress or some shit to legalize weed in cali?

My brother was talking about it on the phone lets see if he was full of shit.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics/AP/story/918711.html


HRAHAHAHAHA PASS IT PASS IT PASS IT PASS IT

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Assembly Bill 390 would charge cannabis wholesalers $5,000 initially and $2,500 annually for the right to distribute weed.

Retail outlets would pay fees of $50 per ounce of cannabis to generate revenue for drug education programs statewide.

The bill would prohibit cannabis near schools. It also would ban smoking it in public places or growing it in public view.

Before California could sell marijuana openly, however, it would have to persuade the federal government to alter its prohibition on pot.

some asshole said he would fight it because "its a slippery slope" how motherfucker when its a private matter and the state would be getting money back to deal with "DRUG EDUCATION" which is a huge problem in this country. But I guess they would right wing slant that shit but who cares as long as weed is legal.

oh, I guess its a slippery slope to personal choice and freedom. Guess he's got a point on that one.
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Assembly Bill 390 would charge cannabis wholesalers $5,000 initially and $2,500 annually for the right to distribute weed.


oh man, that'd so be worth it even for like a small garage/basement grow operation
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well i mean from the text it seems like you would need the permit before you even started to grow weed so the timeline would be something like $5000 for the first month and then $2500 for the next three months while your shit is growing which leaves you at more than $10000 by the time you have anything to sell... so i guess if you can hack the initial investment then it would be worth it so long as you're growing more than 30 plants

also those figures are only taking chronic into consideration - if someone is growing mersh then they would have to have a lot more to cover the overhead... but its grown outside anyway so w/e
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I want to see weed fields

thats all I want that and the best green in the world at fucking tom thumb
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Fuck why do I live on the other side of America

How did you manage this? I usually run out of salsa long before chips.

Alternate every other chip with salsa, use salsa sparingly etc
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Fuck why do I live on the other side of America

Alternate every other chip with salsa, use salsa sparingly etc
you would have to wait approx. 6 years anyway.
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guys im gonna try alcohol tomorrow. i been reading reports on erowid to prepare. got any tips?
yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?
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i don't know too busy reading about caffeine experiences
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you're all being dumb as fuck, shut up.
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hey has anyone hear drunk bleach? go do it. dont look it up at all. dont even read the bottle just do it. dont wonder if its working either. try new things.

seriously why do you give a fuck that he looked up weed? god forbid he wants to know how to use a bong huh.
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hahaha
yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?
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why do you need to indulge yourself with a weedtopic???
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he asked about it dumby

didn't say anything about a bong just asked about weed in general. you don't really want to start this...
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by the way i looked it up- your a loser
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kill yourself golden ratio or get out
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why are you such a useless dick. <--not fredbez

the bleach example is meant to illustrate that GUESS WHAT a lot of people are not surrounded by all the facts about weed and there's nothing wrong with looking up something you know is illegal. usually there are reasons for these things. don't give someone shit because they want to know what they're putting in their body.

he asked about it dumby

didn't say anything about a bong just asked about weed in general. you don't really want to start this...

he said he read up on it and you all gave him shit for it. he asked for tips from experienced smokers probably because he does want to know what you're supposed to do so you don't look like a fucking dork holding a joint limply between two fingers as effetely as possible.

he was also clearly kidding about the research thing.
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encourage you to succinctly and politely post your reasons why in this topic, in addition to any questions about drugs you may have. FROM THE FIRST PAGE