I knew most of this, except there BETTER be a option to turn Pity Smashes off. I'm the best out of my friends and I don't want any stupid AWESOME COMEBACKS or whatever because they sucked and I rocked.
Dude, what are you talking about? That's the whole
point. It makes the matches way more exciting. Where's the fun in walloping someone who's not as good as you?
...now beating someone who's a lot
better than you, or being beaten by someone you'd never expect to be beaten by....that's what makes the whole thing interesting.