I was thinking this could maybe beat that other tinfoil topic in views but: 224497 so lol.

Also this game's dope.

Gaddammit

I hate that fucking bucket of sand minigame. I've honestly tried and failed and restarted it over 150 times and I just can't fucking do it. ;akjsdklfjasdjf ajsdfjk; askldj'f
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Gaddammit

I hate that fucking bucket of sand minigame. I've honestly tried and failed and restarted it over 150 times and I just can't fucking do it. ;akjsdklfjasdjf ajsdfjk; askldj'f
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me too, but its really easy.


try and find a way to the upper left corner and its easy from there.

well i just beat it and two of the secrets thanks for an unnamed source....

but.. what bucket of sand minigame?

edit: nvm i remembered


good game, insanely difficult to find secrets but that was intended.

for that minigame: you dont need to be standing on what you throw out, you can let it disappear and you still wont lose. just keep throwing it out all over the place and only go where it lands. it isnt too hard ​.

What's amazing about this game is that it completely makes fun of the entire community but everybody likes it and no one is getting the jokes.  It's like Johnen Vasquez or Robert Crumb or other artists who hate their fanbase so much but the fans just love the work and don't even notice that it's about THEM.

Simply put, the dialog is ridiculously pretentious, the graphics are bad rips sprinkled with some custom sprites, the lighting and overlay fog effects are obnoxious, and the battle system is completely flashy with zero substance (but hey, I AM PUSHING BUTTONS AND DOING CRAZY COMBOS IT MUST BE COOL RIGHT?).  There's even little GW in-jokes like the "I don't need a reason to help people" quote and the whole "If there are bugs I don't care" rip on Night Blade.  To add to that fact, there's a bunch of ridiculously hard minigames (as I have yet to see an easy, non-buggy minigame in an RM game) and a lot of convoluted, retarded extra features, needless flash, and filler for the sake of filler.

But this is the pest satirical game I've seen come out of this community.  It's so good that I was thinking about it yeseterday and it totally made me tear down Homeland and redo it at blinding speed. 

Thanks Chef, GZ, Bort, and the krew.  My eyes are open.

"If there are bugs I don't care" rip on Night Blade.

Man no one even knows who he is, no joke. Sorry bort, somebody had to say it. I guess I owe you [1 bong rips].

way to drop the ball on that one marcus

Was that english?

I've got to have my bugs!

Also, who here got into the secret temple? *raises paw*

I haven't watched any of them but like...every Barkley boss is ALREADY on youtube


ffffffffuck really?

gotta have my bugs

also who here got into the secret temple *raises paw*

kinda sucked to be honest

velfarre: there is at least one... that isn't...

nya hya hya hya

we got one power i haven't told you about yet...

sorry but that ruled.

The Secret Temple has the best cinematic moment in the game and that's a fact, Jack.

yo so right now im training and feeding the baby b-ball at the ranch but I have no idea how to make it grow or whatever. Am I doing something wrong?

The game won't start. I click NEW ADVENTURE and it freezes on me. Also, is the title screen supposed to be like, almost off the screen?

(15:08:54) a malicious gay: there's a thread about your game on nintendorks

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Man I gotta play this, I'm just bad at wasting my time effectively