http://redculture.com/scripts/barkley.pdf
Very very rough screenplay of the introduction to possible upcoming film...

BARKLEY, REMEMBER

A prequel about a detective named VINCE who must uncover the mystery of a murder. It also covers Michael Jordan's rise into the evils of the Barkley universe... and will forever change your perception of Jordan.

Contact me with offers to purchase screenplay, or to fund the production.

This film is CANON.

This is the first time I've typed out a screenplay in a very very long time, because I can't write.

EDIT:
Will there be any Barkley posters? I really want one autographed by the creators of this game.

This is very hard for me to say, but I'm going to agree with psyburn and say that I would very much want a poster autographed by Chef, bort, and GZ. A lot.

i was hoping for more jokes. i love jokes in games.

What the fuck is with the lawsuit thread? is it real or a joke or what?

YES! finally, barkley is here! man, i can't wait to play this. nice job dudes; all the hype about BSUJ:G is surely well deserved

I cave.

Who made the awesome chip tunes remix of Space Jam?  I actually listened to the entire thing before playing the game.  No other game has made me do this.

EDIT: Guys...  it's happening.



Read the reviews!

"The most important manga since Bleach!" -The New York Herring

"More popular than Naruto.  More intelligent than Dr. Slump."  -Famitsu

"It's like Dragonball Z but with less "HAAAA!" and more Chaos Dunks."  -Anime Insider

"It's warm and touching and yet disturbing and provocative."  -Shonen Jump

"This manga is the equivalent of a scantily dressed loli.  May all furfags burn in hell."  -4chan

"This is the greatest thing to come from Japan since Anime."
"That's not saying much."
"DO HO HO HO" -Statler and Waldorf

I must read this. I demand a link.

It's in the Hoopz Barkley saga forum so we cant read it, thats why i am asking

nice to see the game developing such a dedicated fanbase. it's only a matter of time until someone cosplays as charles barkley or the cyberdwarf at the next octacon...

Emerald City ComicCon is coming in May and it's a big comics convention in Seattle with tons of celebrities and lots of comics and anime shit.  All I have to do is bulk up a little, shave my hair, and I am fucking Charles Barkley.

Pictures will follow.

Hey guyes bandwagon theory.

i support barklay of my own accord not because other people tell me to.

"you don't need a reason to help people."

did this get on kotaku yet.

did this get on kotaku yet.

Nope, still just the demo. :/

Hey, here is a list of some websites/blogs/forums that have linked to Barkley:

holy shit things like SPORTS.YAHOO.COM they are blogs but even still!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=139140&page=3

You need to go here guys and
a) tell them it isnt a goon project (SomethingAwful masters...wtf?)
and
b) tell them its gamemaker calculator




somethingawful masters



*laughs*

yeah, i think they're saying that because steel used that sa rant for one of the pumps. that first pump was actually written by me like 2 or 3 years ago. maybe even more. i don't even remember.

I like how most of the sites say thanks to SOME RANDOM GUYS for FINDING THIS MASTERPIECE.  Like, you know, it wasn't an already known game on a pretty established amateur game forum.
The second thing I notice is that people are confusing the game with a mix between the old SNES Barkley's and Ninja Gaiden, just because the game title has Gaiden in it.  Even though Gaiden isn't even a word, Chef Boyardee must have gotten it somewhere else... r-right?

And I must admit this is a gaming masterpiece.  It is the first time in a long time that I'm actually appreciating playing an amateur RPG.  Good RPGs are hard to come by, and this one is just amazing.  When I started it, I was actually speechless, and Ah Behd is the most mystical language I've ever seen.  I'm only up to Proto Neo New York, but... wow.  Nice job TEAM Tales of Games Studios!!

My only complaint is that when you rub against a wall, it REALLY slows you down (which becomes really annoying).