Deep down the other countries know we aren't bad either.
That or the fact that we know you could start a nuclear war and actually win. You're not bad, just
really bloody dangerous.
Every time they need help, they ask US. And we always help.
Right, so you guys decided to help out in a few world wars. We probably couldn't have done it without your cannon fodder. But could you please just
stop milking the whole bloody affair? Some of us here are trying to get on with it without stomping third-world countries into a bloody pulp and then letting the survivors buy our stuff.
This is the first age of the world where the most dominant country is the good guy. We don't invade people to take their land. We don't commit genocide. We protect the peace.
Cough. I mean, really.
Cough. You don't take other people's land (
anymore) because it's not profitable. Sure, you don't commit genocide, good one. At least we know you're not run by full-fledged psychopaths. Protect the peace? You protect
yourself by
starting wars.
Yes, Dubbya Bush has done alot of damage to the credibility of the U.S. but the kewl thing about our country is that every 4 (or 8 if there is a re-election) we get a new leader with a new vision and things that were wrong before can be made right.
Almost every developed country got that, and your elected the moron
twice. Furthermore, all your presidents have pretty much the
same vision. Really, all you ever do is pick between
fascist nationalistic fundamentalist and
lame nationalistic fundamentalist.
You're kind of like a (huge, delirious) bear. Sure, he's all hugable and fuzzy and you could probably get him to dance but then he rips out your guts and fashions a honey jar out of your skull.
Now, I'm not saying the world is a happy peaceful utopia except for the huge, festering wound that is the US, but you're still sort of a kind of big, bleeding scar, you know?