LETS TALK ABOUT PRESS & FREEDOM Woman Pried From Boyfriend's Toilet After Sitting on It for 2 Years

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fatty

#24 March 13, 2008, 11:55:08 am

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ahaha, holyshit this is sad

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Vellfire

#25 March 13, 2008, 12:08:12 pm

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at that point i would just move out

except you'd have to just abandon the house, there's no way you could show it to potential buyers

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UPRC

#26 March 13, 2008, 12:21:19 pm

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How did he use the bathroom?

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cowardknower

#27 March 13, 2008, 12:39:43 pm

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god damn this is awful and sickening

what thefucks wrong with him why didnt he call the doctor after like a DAY. ONE DAY would be weird and unhealthy enough for me to fucking call someone, but TWO YEARS WHAT THE HELL.

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Ragnar

#28 March 13, 2008, 01:02:20 pm

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Quote from: climbtree on March 13, 2008, 10:42:17 am

give her a laptop and a WoW subscription and what seperates her from one of the millions of other players?

EDIT: oh a relationship i guess, ZING

I was thinking the same thing actually

And I was basically imagining the indie film thing but I imagined it as some weird version of No Country for Old Men where the girlfriend's on the toilet for the whole movie

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Wina

#29 March 13, 2008, 01:07:52 pm

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Damn...this...this...fuck, I'm scarred for a couple of days, even weeks now. Shit, I knew I shouldn't have checked this topic. But, man...the boyfriend was really understanding if he let her stay for two years...like angry black man said, if it was me in that situation..."Bitch, out..." or I'd just buy a air ticket to Malaysia and leave

- Wina

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Brown

#30 March 13, 2008, 01:14:16 pm

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when im on the toilet i sometimes zone out for 15-20 mins (that is if im taking a dump). but 2 years holy shit literally

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Lars

#31 March 13, 2008, 01:42:05 pm

Fuck off!
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Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

Are there no laws about publishing names in the press without their knowledge, or without their consent?

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General Robert E. Lee

#32 March 13, 2008, 01:54:04 pm

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I saw the house on the news this morning and it looked exactly like I thought it would; a dirty trailer.

Quote from: Lars on March 13, 2008, 01:42:05 pm

Are there no laws about publishing names in the press without their knowledge, or without their consent?

That gosh darn first amendment...

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CrossKnight

#33 March 13, 2008, 02:08:50 pm

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Uh... WHAT?

How she managed to stay on the toilet for TWO years is waayyy beyond me...

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Madolah

#34 March 13, 2008, 02:13:53 pm

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heard this on he radio this morning and i died laughing.

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Dale Gobbler

#35 March 13, 2008, 02:22:25 pm

Meh.
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Thought this was about Woman.

I want to know how fused she was with the toilet seat. A couple of extra knives fused to my hand would be pretty sweet. :wolverine:

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xanque

#36 March 13, 2008, 02:27:20 pm

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Is it wrong that I'm assuming both of them, or at least the woman, are really fucking fat?

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Feldschlacht IV

#37 March 13, 2008, 03:25:22 pm

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Well....fuck.

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Is it wrong that I'm assuming both of them, or at least the woman, are really fucking fat?

Yes, and this.

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Mama Luigi

#38 March 13, 2008, 04:11:45 pm

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I have nothing to add to this topic, but what the fuck.

WHAT THE FUCK.

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#39 March 13, 2008, 04:18:34 pm

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wait how did she get stuck to the seat if she moved around.

I'd date a bathroom girl I'd shit allllll in her mouth.

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Lars

#40 March 13, 2008, 05:51:42 pm

Fuck off!
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Quote from: Man-O-War on March 13, 2008, 01:54:04 pm

That gosh darn first amendment...

yeah a country that allows public humiliation of people sure is a healthy democracy 8) wtf???

For non-public figures it's illegal here to publish the names without their consent or before they have been convicted (proven guilty) in a crime, in a matter that would 'cause humiliation on their parts.

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