What is up with the Meixcans and having children every year? I had 4 brothers and five sisters, and by the time I hit the twenties the dialog boxes where insane with family clutter.

sometimes you can get a job you're not qualified for by repeatedly asking

high risk stocks are awesome

I invested 100,000 into high risk stocks, lost it all, had to borrow money from my family / random place and died of a heart attack so fuck you

I invested $10k in all 3 types of stocks and lost it all. I stole $41k in goods from my community though so I'm good.

I invested 100,000 into high risk stocks, lost it all, had to borrow money from my family / random place and died of a heart attack so fuck you

why would you need to borrow money if you're investing?

don't borrow money to invest what the crap are you thinking? it's really easy making money on this game.

does anyone else play this waiting for their character to die?

I had 13 broken relationships, though I was a pro athelete.
I am waiting to have a shitty life

I had 13 broken relationships, though I was a pro athelete.

Sounds like you are living in the fast lane!

Wow China really has a problem with bad food.

I'm only 6 years old and me and my brother both got food poisoning by the time I was 5, then when I turned six "A famine or food shortage has hit China. 2,811 people have died and 49,000,000 others have been affected" My family wasn't affected

Then at 12, "A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,124 people have died and 21,000,000 others have been affected" My family, again, wasn't affected

Lmfao, my growth was stunted at 13. xD

No boy will touch me!!!!! An their was some kind of war going on in some country, meh.

It's kinda sad watching the Health of my parents slowly going down.

Fin.

This thing rocks.

EDIT: Great, I have high Art and Music so I go to get a job as a painter and it says its a mens only job.

haha "if you watch your spendings, you could retire now and live off the money until you are 241"

I wonder if there are any schools using this software like they would with games like Oregon Trail and Number Munchers.

"Floating point division by zero". *_* Wtf?

BTW: 5 more massive famines.

This is so fucking addicting. :S

i was playing as a 7 year old bangladeshi girl when i got raped by my mom. after that, everybody that i went on a date with was a girl. i wonder if my character wouldn't have been homosexual if she didn't get raped as a kid.

also has anyone had anything really weird happen to them? obviously that family rape thing is really strange, but has anyone become president or fought in a war or anything else out of the ordinary?

I've gotten tortured by the government and my health went down to like 30.

Also, I just had some sort of weird error in the game where I had a kid and he never aged... at all. So I died at the age of 79 with a 0-year old kid. It also meant I couldn't change jobs without getting a temporary low-paying job.

I'm still waiting to become gay/lesbian!!!!!

I had a gay son who married a gay man (surprisingly) and then they both got addicted to drugs (not surprisingly).

YEAR 1

Your father has recovered from obsessive compulsive disorder.

Your father has developed alcoholism.

Okay, this guy is going to be a stand-up dad for sure!!

Well, my father died when I was just a kid but man.. I'm turning out to be quite the Colombian rebel!

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

My name is Roman Cuellar and I am into drugs, smoking, booze, protests, and being turned down by almost every girl.

EDIT: And now I have gonorrhea from one of my many one night stands.

I've been executed in almost every life for political dissent.

sort of like on gw...

also yes you can fight in a war, I've been drafted and then arrested for refusing.

this really could stand to be a main site article but I have to do my other ones, someone else do it!

Okay, I was just thrown in prison for a year for standing up to the government.

Now I am free again and have (literally) returned to wife beating.

If someone lets me post articles, I might try to do one tomorrow.

What is the most money anyone has died with? Right now I'm at $7million US at the age of 59. The hilarious part is that based upon my current through-the-roof expenses (I live in NYC) I could only live on that money for 52 more years.