If someone lets me post articles, I might try to do one tomorrow.

What is the most money anyone has died with? Right now I'm at $7million US at the age of 59. The hilarious part is that based upon my current through-the-roof expenses (I live in NYC) I could only live on that money for 52 more years.

I don't know, I was doing pretty good with Roman. My money was on the rise and I inherited a load of cash from my dead parents.. But then I was being burglarized CONSTANTLY so I said "Fuck this, we're moving to Canada!"

I died the next year from lung cancer. God damn it.


I will play it smart next time... I will enroll in government courses and move to frigging Finland.

haha wow don't ever live in Cuba. The job availability is shit and you'll only earn like 30 pesos a month on average.

I just gave up on a life in Cuba because it was too depressing. Now I am Anthony Turner, I live in California, and.......



FUCK!!!!!

EDIT: First year and.... My mother has died at age 31 from an epileptic seizure.


Man.. Anthony is going to have a pretty crappy life I think.

Haha, that sucks.

I was an Indian girl who got all the government degrees then moved to the UK. I died at like 80 with £5m (which is like $10m haha). that was pretty cool.

i'm thinking about editting out the torrent and moving this to the gaming forum since well... it's a game (ish???) and not really anything that NEEDS to be kept to the zoo

anyone disagree?

Well, Anthony got married.. Moved to Finland.. And had his house broken into repeatedly.

Anyone else having their homes broken into an awful lot??

i'm thinking about editting out the torrent and moving this to the gaming forum since well... it's a game (ish???) and not really anything that NEEDS to be kept to the zoo

anyone disagree?

I am all for it.

I was drafted and I actually re-enlisted. My first relationship was going great for a few years until I proposed, which is when the bitch said I was crazy and then left me. Screw her, I found another (better) woman and got married to her in like one year. I didn't even have to propose through the menu, it asked me if I wanted to automatically. I then had a child on purpose and life was going great. One day, I had the great idea to emigrate my political activist ass over to Russia. So I liquidated my investments and moved to Russia where I became a police inspector. Things were, again, going great until trouble started brewing. At first I was jailed for a year, then for two, then once I was released without confessing or serving any jail time, then the jail time increased to like 5 years and 6 years. I was getting old, my family was dying around me and I was left alone. I guess they took pity on me because after that, whenever I was in trouble with the government, they'd release me without a confession. However, they kept causing me to lose my job. Being old but with not enough money to retire, I'm stuck being a fortune-teller. I kept losing that job and regaining it until I die at the age of 90 due to an infection.

i became a millionaire in the us by age 30-something and then moved to niger and had billions of NIGER DOLLARS or whatever they are called and never worked another day of my life.

I'll post the torrent link in a separate thread for anyone else who wants it.

Farewell real lives...

Okay so apparently at the age of 13 I'm getting romantically involved with a boy...

I'm in Yemen by the way...

EDIT: I dumped the first boy at the age of 15 then got with another guy who I married and lived with until my death at 68 due to an "accident caused by dementia".

I also tried to have 10 kids of which only 1 survived.

i became a millionaire in the us by age 30-something and then moved to niger and had billions of NIGER DOLLARS or whatever they are called and never worked another day of my life.

man what an excellent idea

im so doing this next game

I got the highest paying job in America. Like 22,000 a month. Oh and on every single one the characters I made, if I wanted to be with a guy/girl and we did manage to get together, my parents would threaten to kick me out. Anyone else get 5-6 years of absolutely nothing happening?

I will do the mainsite article if you want.

go for it, it fits with your other articles a little (NON-GAMES heh)

i just set everything to a hundred and became the richest doctor who has ever existed.

and yet...i was not satisfied. real life has given me an insight into the emotional black hole that is a materialistic life lived with an empty heart.....hmmmmm

OK so my best life so far is as follows:

Name: John Adams
Location: New York City, United States

Graduated from College with a Pre-Med degree. Went to Med school, became a doctor and moved out. I refused every single prospective wife because they were all way too fucking poor for me (come on.... Net value: $100,000?? I can do so much better).

I eventually got married at the age of 68, retired and moved to Miami, Florida at 69 to relax under coconut trees. At 73 my wife beat me, so I left the marriage. For the past 40 years I had been investing in stock so by this time I had about $50,000,000. I died from infection at the age of 86. I was robbed of $8million a couple years before dying but I still died with $44.5mil.

edit: yeah, jamicus that's exactly what I did!

45 years old
Died at age 45 from suicide.

also has anyone had anything really weird happen to them? obviously that family rape thing is really strange, but has anyone become president or fought in a war or anything else out of the ordinary?

i was a senior government official and got raped twice

I'll post the torrent link in a separate thread for anyone else who wants it.

Farewell real lives...

yes pls

I got affected by floods in Bangladesh almost 1 out of 3 floods (which basically means like every third year).



"You and your wife have had a major argument during which she threatened you with a weapon."

"You and your wife have had a major argument during which she stabbed you."



anyone else get this?