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Mongoloid

#1 April 03, 2008, 08:25:31 am

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SO I am looking to keep my roommates out of my milk.

I drink a lot of milk, so I have to keep a gallon as opposed to a pint, and therefore cannot fit in my basement fridge. So I keep it in the kitchen fridge, and my roomates keep fucking drinking it.

My male instincts tell me to put food coloring in it (girls hate off color foods?). Will this do anything to cheapen the milk or make it expire quicker?

I am very interested in learning any fowl tricks to keep my roommates out of my food. And my beer.

ps. don't say "confront them" because it is roommate code that you cannot tell them what they are doing to irritate you.

pps. my roommates are both girls. and i am a man.

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Rye Bread

#2 April 03, 2008, 08:43:24 am

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I have never heard of this roommate code. My apartment is filled with angry yelling daily.

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Frisky SKeleton

#3 April 03, 2008, 08:53:46 am

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Buy a pint one week but refill your gallon container with something white and gross and leave it in the fridge.

Hair conditioner would be tops.

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ThugTears666

#4 April 03, 2008, 08:55:20 am

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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Shiiit living with girls huh? Man I'd say the same as Evil Bob screw the roommate code say to them "hey can you guys not drink my milk?" make sure they see you drink out of the bottle. If it happens again tell them you spit in it.

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helter skelter

#5 April 03, 2008, 09:03:03 am

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Fuck this 'room mate code' tell them to stop drinking your milk! Stand up for your rights!

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UPRC

#6 April 03, 2008, 10:33:15 am

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Whenever you need to go take a shit or piss, take the carton with you to the bathroom and drink from it. Nobody would want milk that you drink from the carton and handle when you are doing your dirty business.

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Bondo

#7 April 03, 2008, 10:57:12 am

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Food coloring will not degrade the quality of the milk in any way, and as long as you use it sparingly, it will not change the taste. The expiration date will remain the same.

As long as you don't have a problem with it, anyone would have an aversion to light green milk. It's an ingenious idea actually.

Alternately, you could obtain your own minifridge to keep in your room. One large enough to hold a gallon. If not, buy the half gallons or the quarts, just buy them more frequently.

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dom

#8 April 03, 2008, 11:40:10 am

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tell them not to drink your milk you pussy

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Alexander Morou

#9 April 03, 2008, 12:39:55 pm

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Hmm..

You could say 'You can drink my milk, as long as you return the favor'.

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Vellfire

#10 April 03, 2008, 12:41:05 pm

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Or if you have the room in your fridge but the shape of a gallon of milk is too big to fit, get several pints and put them in your minifridge. It means not having to buy them more frequently like some people suggested, but that assumes that you do have the room.

Basically buy as much milk as possible in different shapes (pints, cartons, small bottles, etc) to fill up all available space in your minifridge.

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ghastly_darklord

#11 April 03, 2008, 02:41:37 pm

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Quote

ps. don't say "confront them" because it is roommate code that you cannot tell them what they are doing to irritate you.

hahahahhahahahaha

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HL

#12 April 03, 2008, 03:11:08 pm

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Put it in their hair.

(The milk you perv....)

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Sarah

#13 April 03, 2008, 03:21:42 pm

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Personally, I'd go with Climbtree's idea.

More importantly, though, why do you drink so much milk? Milk is so... thick. It leaves a residue in your mouth. It can be refreshing on occasion but I can't imagine anyone drinking a gallon a (week?)

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#14 April 03, 2008, 03:44:38 pm

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tell them to let you suck a titty for your lost milk.

brian chemicals

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Dale Gobbler

#15 April 03, 2008, 03:47:40 pm

Meh.
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Just confront them about it, and don't do anything crazy like KILL YOUR ROOMMATES, because that could get you in some hot water.

m
o hap

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xanque

#16 April 03, 2008, 03:57:30 pm

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Rub your penis all over the rim in front of them. Oh wait, you'd go to jail for that.

But the drinking straight out of it in front of them thing is a pretty good idea.

And what the fuck is with the code? Do they really think that would prevent conflicts, rather than escalate the fuck out of them?

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Luvdisc

#17 April 03, 2008, 04:02:51 pm

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Put a lock on the fridge so they cant get in with a big note "DONT TOUCH THE MILK". After the first week, they'll get the hint, and they'll be tired of wwaiting for you to get home so they can eat breakfast/lunch/dinner, and then and only then, wil you unchain the door..

Worked for me when I had room mates and they kept eating my pineapple chunks... Thats my fucking lunch you losers...