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Frisky SKeleton

#61 April 05, 2008, 11:31:29 pm

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Quote from: Lord Kamina on April 05, 2008, 09:20:41 pm

Now I wonder...

You DO know that milk in fact causes osteoporosis and is about 50% pus, right?

what?

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#62 April 05, 2008, 11:57:02 pm

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Quote from: climbtree on April 05, 2008, 11:31:29 pm

what?

Don't listen to him climbtree he's jacked up on The Corporation and leftwing literature.

(Actually I'd like to see more sources about this PUS thing because I've heard it before, but I mean 50%?)

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Marcus

#63 April 06, 2008, 12:08:04 am

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People also don't get enough calcium in their diets (ESPECIALLY women) so I recommend milk as a nice alternative to sugary juices and sodas.

It's also fun to experiment with a variety of milks like soy and rice milk.

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#64 April 06, 2008, 11:45:50 am

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Quote from: Catslacks on April 05, 2008, 11:57:02 pm

Don't listen to him climbtree he's jacked up on The Corporation and leftwing literature.

(Actually I'd like to see more sources about this PUS thing because I've heard it before, but I mean 50%?)

the pus thing is pretty much bullshit as far as i'm aware although i believe that he's right about milk increasing the chance of getting osteoporosis

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#65 April 06, 2008, 12:01:03 pm

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Yeah but in all honesty who gives a shit?

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#66 April 06, 2008, 12:01:51 pm

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Milk is awesome if you are working out. Btw are your roomates hot?

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Aten

#67 April 06, 2008, 12:10:44 pm

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Quote from: Kassey on April 06, 2008, 12:01:51 pm

Milk is awesome if you are working out. Btw are your roomates hot?

He doesn't want to share his milk with them, so I'm guessing no.

PS

Quote from: ATARI on April 05, 2008, 09:38:08 pm

just label the jug with "Your Name - Don't Drink Please" would be enough.

This would be the logical thing to do, but I guess some people just aren't logical

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Vellfire

#68 April 06, 2008, 12:55:33 pm

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Yeah yeah, milk is pus, yogurt is bacteria, and hotdogs are donkey lips and thighs. We eat gross things every day.

edit: this wasn't me saying these things are NOT TRUE, this was me saying that no one cares if they're true

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#69 April 06, 2008, 01:50:14 pm

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Quote from: ATARI on April 05, 2008, 09:38:08 pm

just label the jug with "Your Name - Don't Drink Please" would be enough.

This is the smartest suggestion.

Seriously though, this thread is fucking quality.

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Lord Kamina

#70 April 06, 2008, 02:44:25 pm

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About the pus shit...
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/sarcasm

Milk is about as healthy as it gets. You really need the calcium, especially when you know that your body is constantly consuming calcium, both metabolically, in shit like muscle contraction as it is in producing bones. The skeleton is CONSTANTLY being destroyed and renewed. And it's said that in a healthy young person, the skeleton is completely renewed every 10 years or so.

(I was just playing a little Doktor but nobody seemed to catch it)

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Frisky SKeleton

#71 April 06, 2008, 02:59:04 pm

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i didn't know you were joking and was about to hit you up on it

i have another idea: what if you kept all your milk in coke bottles? milk in a coke bottle would look gross.

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goldenratio

#72 April 06, 2008, 05:03:44 pm

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if only you could make them go PSSHT when you opened them. That'd be ultimately creepy.

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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ATARI

#73 April 06, 2008, 07:29:28 pm

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pretty much all the sensible suggestions have been given so tell us about how hot the roommates are

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FQGamer

#74 April 06, 2008, 07:45:56 pm

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Quote

pps. my roommates are both girls. and i am a man.

come and knock on our door...
we've been waiting for you....

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Frisky SKeleton

#75 April 06, 2008, 08:18:38 pm

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they are ugly girls if they are drinking enough milk to really make a difference.

oh i've got a good one, curl up a black wire or something so it looks like a pube and leave it floating in there.
or you could just put a pube in there.

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Shinpokomon

#76 April 06, 2008, 09:20:09 pm

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Pour your milk into an ice-cube tray and freeze it, then you can hide your compact milk-cubes.

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Frisky SKeleton

#77 April 06, 2008, 10:08:25 pm

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drill a hole into a watermelon, fill it full of milk and let it absorb as much milk as you can. then, when you want some milk, just eat the watermelon!

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goat

#78 April 07, 2008, 01:23:19 am

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Let them catch you sticking your dick inside the milk carton hole, they will never drink out of it again.

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Shinpokomon

#79 April 07, 2008, 04:45:54 am

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Pour some ipecac into your milk and let the problem solve itself.

*Disclaimer* I do~~n't~~ condone this course of action

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Mongoloid

#80 April 07, 2008, 07:14:37 am

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climbtree wins with the only good ideas in this topic. the coke bottle thing is genius, just because it would be so awesome to have coke bottles full of milk.

they are actually pretty hot, one is asian, and the other is a little thick, but still pretty fine. problem is, theyre churchies, and not only do they drink my milk, but they are do not do their dishes.

seriously there is a ridiculous number of people saying "tell them to stop," though. I guess i should be completely clear with my posts from now on.

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