Yes, that.

Put pennies between the door and the wall. This'll lock him in and prompt him to bust the door down.

What the fuck dude. You know the sensible thing to do is to talk to your housemates about it, and if they agree tell him that if he doesn't shut the fuck up then he's out of the house. Unless he OWNS the house in which case start looking at some property!

actually if he's an engineering major it's probably related to his personality disorder so confrontation might not be the best.

Sorry crumply, but this is true! I have yet to meet an engineering major (I have met many since one of my good friends is one and he keeps introducing me to others) who isn't at least a bit (a lot) of a weirdo faggot.

You could seriously just tie him to his bed until your exams were over. As long as you have your flatmates on your side and they're willing to say you didn't do this, you should be fine. By the sounds of it he can't make any more noise than he already is, and since the year is almost over you won't have to suffer from him for long (assuming you are moving after the year).

If he moves around in the nighttime, turn off the fuses that control the lights in his part of the house after a certain point! Then he will have to walk around in the pitch black. In addition to this, sprinkle glass onto the floor outside (or inside) his room! You will also have to steal his shoes and any flashlights he has. However, this is a blameless crime.

Dismantle his bed when he's out, screw different parts of it to different objects around the house, preferably in places that the slamming of a door can unexpectedly snap it...

If he has a television in his room, open up the back and put his blanket in there.

Seduce his girlfriend // Get a girl to seduce him


Piss on his face when he is sleeping, film it and then threaten to youtube it if he doesn't STFU

Do you have easy access to wild possums/ferrets?

actually if he's an engineering major it's probably related to his personality disorder so confrontation might not be the best.

Actually though, I find this stereotype interesting because I find that it's true. One of my friends wants to major in Engineering and he's a pompous asshole. The guy just NEVER SHUTS UP. And he cavorts about with this utterly annoying attitude and does all sorts of weird things. He even has to take frigging TRANQUILIZING DEPRESSANTS in order for him to go to sleep. Him, together with one of Steel's roommates (I think this is in reference to his thread about college majors), this guy, and Kaempfer's experiences, all engineers are looking to be Grade-A Assholes.

I'm pretty glad that I suck too much in Physics to even consider the career.

man up