Hey, if you're really adamant about it, then go ahead. Like I said, it's easy to say you're being inhumane, since we don't know anything about what you're going through except from what you've told us. But you're definitely in your rights to do so. I'm just saying its going to make a lot of people unhappy. And considering the amount of bullshit adults have to deal with these days, I'd like to lessen that when I can.

Official complaint procedures are for total pansies what you need to do is get her into bed and after you're done tell her the condom had more holes than a collander and there's no point having an AIDS test because you can smell it on her breath.

edit: and see it in her eyes (her beautiful eyes)

fuck sorry about that pal. you know i wouldn't mean to do that!!

I'm kidding dude don't worry about it.

honestly if this is cancer I'll probably be around a few more years HEH just because of all the medications and stuff, but similarly I can't imagine gaming world would really be on my interests list at that juncture!

so for the enemies of magical negro this is a good thing....gets him out of our craw heh.

a fun little side effect of all this has been that because of this intense frightening muscle spasm I got from all the drugs and lying around all day (I mean, RIDICULOUS, you could see the individual muscles in my stomach suddenly extending, it was like alien) I ended up overdosing on some narcotics and apparently did and said a lot of shit I don't remember, the last of which was the post in this thread that I made my sister finish (this became intensely important).

then I apparently lay down and started talking about how high I was, how there was a dog in the corner, and how the room was going red and yellow constantly. I also met with a lot of people and don't remember them being there (sadly and rather racistly just filing them under SOME INDIAN PERSON WAS IN THE ROOM). Steve was here too briefly and I have almost no memory of that!

nah i don't think it's that much presumption!  like, if you knew you said something that so clearly devastated a family and could've lead to much much worse (suicide, LIQUIDATING ASSETS, w/e), and that you almost got fired for it, do you really think you'd do it again?  i mean i am really just assuming she has BASIC INTELLIGENCE and is capable of learning from very obvious mistakes!  also, i know it makes me sound like a dick but but if this turns out to be nothing then what more was it than just worrying for a few days?  we had a pretty similar BIG OL SCARE in my family when i was a teenager and while it wasn't the fault of misinformation, it was PRETTY FUCKING SCARY for a few days but after we found out it was nothing, you know what?  we just moved on!  i don't think it had any long-term effect on my family but maybe you are different in this respect idk.  i still remember it as a pretty big scare and a really bad week full of worries but after that it wasn't really a big deal.
well like i said ONCE YOU'RE CALLED ON IT this is the kind of mistake i really think you don't make again!

I just don't see how I am supposed to magically find this nurse and pull her aside and give her a kind talking to when I don't even know her name. seems a lot easier just to file a complaint and like I said, if she's really a good nurse they will just be like CHRIST [name] WHATS WRONG WITH YOU NEVER DO THAT AGAIN and if she's not hooray got rid of a shitty employee who is telling people they gonna die.

also NO OFFENSE this is kind of worse for my family just with the huge history of cancer deaths in it (almost my entire father's side). like, my mom will probably need some therapy that she no doubt won't get because moms are like that, because this really fucked her up.

man vb always used to talk about how you probably had moldy balls


perhaps... perhaps he was more right than he could ever have known

you tell a guy one fact.............he never lets it go.

nah but we had a broken window at our apartment and all this water fell in and stained the walls and filled the air conditioner and we didn't want to lose the deposit so we never told anyone which is why I really think if it's anything, it's mold!

I also popped a blood vessel in my eye, it's gross as hell because it's all pooled in there and I like to pretend I'm Sasuke.

I don't know if anyone's mentioned something like this because that was a lot of text to go through, but if you told someone prematurely that they are going to die of cancer, what if they decided right then that they were just going to kill themselves instead of deal with it?  It is pretty fucking different than just RUINING YOUR WEEK or whatever.  That's not news someone takes lightly.

I'm kidding dude don't worry about it.

*PHEW*

I was about to post again because I felt REALLY bad about doing that, and obviously had no intention to ruin moods or whatever. I mean I was just going OHG OD I'M THE WORST here at work.

Hey man, I know I'm pretty late (ugh DN... weekly update my ass...) and we're not best buds or anything like that, but to be honest you've always seemed pretty cool and funny and it really sucks what you're going through. I mean, I'm really sorry to hear about all this and I've gotta say I'm really hoping for something benign or mold or what have you. I've got some personal experience with cancer, but it sounds like if it is (might not be!!) it hasn't spread, so that's pretty good news (relative I guess). So... Feel better please!

Yeah on the topic of fire the bitch/don't make her cry, I'd say tell the hospital and don't be guilty at all. Obviously this was the conclusion you've already come to, but still, to the other people saying oh the humanity why would you make this girl cry... Come on. You don't tell a guy, without proof, that he's got cancer and he should live out his last days. It's just, it's just STUPID, really.

Anyway I'll send you a cake or something!

well anyways, I'm going to sleep and probably won't be back on until after the appointment (2:30 EST tomorrow). I'm still scared (I mean, I was told YOU GOT THE CANCER and now I can't help but think that everyone else is just being nice and this nurse knew the truth) but basically there's nothing to do about it.

I'll probably come back and edit the threat ITS COOL IT WAS JUST MOLD or something but anyone who is religious pray I guess and we'll see how it all folds out.

i saw this topic a long time ago but i didnt post because i am not very good at this. I guess this is terrible and i hope you dont croak and if you get terminal cancer you should blow all your money on whores and coke

whoa man how did i miss this???

w/e

i hope you don't die

i hope that if you do die you find a way to be less grumpy before you go

because

i bet the time you have left would be better spent zen

and i am not saying this as a dig at who you are

i am saying this because you have always seemed unhappy to me

there is certainly a lot in the world to be unhappy about

and very few people of your social/economical standing are as aware of the bad things as you

but

maybe lighten up a little when it comes to the things that dont matter so much

i am certainly not saying to be wasteful and indulgent

and i think you know that

all i am saying is

sometimes i think responding to the minor bad things will make me feel better

which it never does

i only feel peaceful when i let it slide

If TwoBeers got banned for what he did, I think it'd be fair for the nurse to be fired. I don't know what the fuck she was thinking, hell, she probably wanted to like START A CONVERSATION or some shit. Fuck, I don't know. Even if some of you do not view this as unprofessional and want her to be LOL SPARED THE TERRIBLE FATE OF GETTING FIRED OH MY, it's still a very INHUMANE thing to do.


-Hey mommy, why is everything turning yellow?
(nurse walks by)-Oh, it must be the leucemia kicking in! Party hard!

Jesus this is scary. I think I'm gonna give up smoking ASAP because this shit has been around me way too much recently.

I pray you're okay dude, it's such a horrible thing and you're way too young to go. Keep us posted when you have time. My thoughts are with you.

ps are you going to get prescribed weed for your sickness

420 smoke weed every day