man I am usually the most hyper critical person when it comes to topics like this (then againt hey are usualyl shit like MY UNCLE'S BEST FRIEND IS IN JAIL!) but honestly all the wellwishingmakes me feel better.

today I feel okay; part of the problem is on...monday, my legs both spasmed and since I've been lying down a lot, they are kind of fucked up and I wobble a lot. less coughing, and thank god, no muscle spasm.

I hope this isn't lung cancer.......how will it affect my dreams of being admin....

(LARS PLEASE NOTE: THE MULTIPLE ELLIPSE IS INDICATIVE OF A JOKE)

I hate to sound like a broken record, but it really is how Jeff said, attitude is everything cases like these.  You don't seem like the kind of guy to go out without a fight though, so hang in there.  I don't know much about medicine, but the fact that you still have an appettite, and it seems relatively contained sound like good signs hopefully.

I'm so sorry to hear this dude. I'll be praying for you tonight. I'll write myself a sticky note so I don't forget. Good luck.

made this for you buddy

If it IS benign can they just prize that shit out of you and job's a good'un?

possibly.

*replaces "bob's your uncle" with "job's a good'un" in british dictionary"

on the bright side, once you get all of this shit past you and recover, there's probably some CANCER SURVIVOR law school scholarships you can apply for

Man, this sucks so much. Seriously.

From what I've read of your posts in the past you've always sort of had various fucked up health problems right? this sucks so much.

I guess all I've really got to say that hasn't already been said is: if it turns out to be ANY sort of cancer and you can beat it. Get that shit tested and retested because there is a chance it can be somewhere else in your body and you REALLY don't want that shit to start spreading when you think you've beaten it.

But you've got my best wishes man and I'm hoping its something stupid like some dust you breathed in or some crazy shit.

and the winner for GW's biggest douche:

<TwoBeers|MST3K> steel has cancer?
* TwoBeers|MST3K is now known as TwoBeers
<TwoBeers> man this is the best day ever

p. funny because yesterday he acted like I DONT HOLD GRUDGES HEH but congrats TwoBeers you are GW's Biggest Douche.

rofl

rofl

weed is bad and you should feel bad

I think a moderator should move this thread to a more optimistic-sounding board. Because we're hopeful right.

rofl

sweet down to 50% so I can do this.

what the fuck did I ever do to you, seriously? like if otomon, grunthor, krinsdeath, even jeff, wanted to debase themselves to the stupid fucking shithead level you seem to have an exclusive claim over, at least they'd have a reason. but all you are, all you've EVER been, is this just unfathomable douche, and the only reason you aren't banned is because of your complete irrelevance and unexcitablility.

what makes me angry is the knowledge that it didn't have to be me, it could be Konix or Hundley or anyone with a bit of decency in them, and you'd still say the same stupid obvious mindbogglingly idiotic garbage you always do.

the worst part is I think you genuinely think you are funny for breaking dat barrier and no one does! like, NO ONE EVER HAS. are you aware of this twobeers? the closest thing to an admirer you've ever had is girlbones and I'm pretty sure he's doing it for irony.

regardless of anything, you are a complete dick and it surprises me not at all you'd be the first worthless shitgargler to show up and it really doesn't matter because even in the tiny area of FORUM WORTH, even if I were to shoot bart and keel over and die, I'd probably have done more for GW and its members than you ever will, so by that measure alone, you suck balls twobeers.

i just didn't say anything to you twobeers cos i was basically in disbelief that even you could be such an unbridled shithead. maybe this post isn't worth making but i just want to let it be known that this isn't the only stupid shit twobeers has said, i mean it's the worst i've seen, but i've never seen anything from him that wasn't an oblivious and cruel attempt at yucks. fuck you twobeers.

You got me, I did it all for the yucks. Now let's see another steel rant. The first one lacked a bit in the traditional LETS WRITE IN ALL CAPS style, but you made good use of the bold tags.