its red string.

It's good you acknowledge it.
It's just a redstring, and not SACRED SYMBOL OF THE WHATWHAT FROM THE WHATWHAT THAT EMITS THE SUPERPOWERS OF
just a redstring

its a redstring from a temple, but that's all it is. like it's sacred but there's no symbolism, it's just a cheap blessing a church gives out.

also because I'm taking fucking forever on this article, I should probably tell you; no amount of doktormartini exercise and shitty food would have saved me. germ cell tumors of this kind are created in the fetus and rise at about 22 to 25. no amount of healthy living can stop it. you'd think lance armstrong's example would have shut people up about this but I still get ARGH NO MORE TV DINNERS FOR YOU from people. not that I love tv dinners but bagel bites did not give me cancer.

fun fact: i got really bad eye vision and on multiple accounts i have been forced (not physically) to wash my eyes in miracle fountains at weird religious places by the parentals

as opposed to really bad butt vision

as opposed to really bad butt vision

That reminds me that I once saw some sort of hair removal foam stuff that says that it's not for use on a variety of body parts, including "breast nipples".


Nipples on baby bottles?  Those are okay I guess.

Good luck, I am sure things will turn out for the better

the...title says "its over" and the last like two pages are all HOORAY NO MORE CANCER what else is supposed to get better?

the...title says "its over" and the last like two pages are all HOORAY NO MORE CANCER what else is supposed to get better?

Sorry I was really tired when I came on last night and posted this... haha, I don't think I even realized that I didn't read it all... But yeah I am glad it is not cancer... I have had this talk with my doctor and chose not to hear if it was or not or even do the test since not knowing really is better, you feel like your dying au naturel.

So I can't imagine the stress you went through even thinking about what the results would be, but it did turn out good, so it really is good good news!

Sorry I was really tired when I came on last night and posted this... haha, I don't think I even realized that I didn't read it all... But yeah I am glad it is not cancer... I have had this talk with my doctor and chose not to hear if it was or not or even do the test since not knowing really is better, you feel like your dying au naturel.

So I can't imagine the stress you went through even thinking about what the results would be, but it did turn out good, so it really is good good news!

quoting this so everyone knows what pregnancy does to your reading comprehension skills

maybe you will get anticancer??

theres something in my left lung. going to hospital in about an hour for a cat scan.

can't take much more of this.

Are you serious?

Steel

fuck.

i hope it's just cancer paranoia and not anything serious!

oh damn

i don't want to come in here cos i don't just want to say "dude this sucks!". i'm not trying to say WELL OBVIOUSLY to everyone who does say this but i just don't want to come off as ingenuine or throwing out a rote consolation when i say i really hope you are okay. i don't know how else to say that

cancers gay t(>_< t)

cant post muchorwell; on ehandin pulseox, makinf hard to type.

goodnes; probablynot cancer; alwayss lim possibility, but probsbly not
bad news: 50% chance of minor heart surgery tomorroe; fluid around heart.

wish luck; will update when can.

fuck man you had me worried

also way to make me feel both happy and sad in one post...goodjob.

GOOD NEWS: PROLLY NOT CANCER
BAD NEWS? HEART SURGERY!!