Topic: Weird News Articles (Recent: Japanese woman jailed for virtual killing) (Read 19668 times)

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http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20080416a9.html


I think it's sad that she wants to kill herself after seeing so little
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I think its sad she wants to kill herself in the first place. the sakura is there just to dramatically end her life.
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http://www.jamaica-star.com/thestar/20080505/news/news1.html

Girls vagina tightens around guy's dick, he is unable to escape.

edit: i dont think its legit but its still WEIRD
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Wow, I didn't think that it was possible to be turned off and on at the same time.

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the daily star is so full of shit guys keep screwing you girlfriends you should be fine :)
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the daily star is so full of shit guys keep screwing you girlfriends you should be fine :)
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13yr old steals dad's credit card.  Buys hookers and junk food.


What a fucking dumbass.

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The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
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Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

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Ralphs ambition is to one day become a politician.

He's on his way there.....

Man, I wish I was that cool when I was 13.
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lol they wanted to play xbox after calling the escorts over. thats still pretty surprising for a 13 year old
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lol they wanted to play xbox after calling the escorts over. thats still pretty surprising for a 13 year old

No, not pretty surprising.

VERY surprising.
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Yeah lets get some hookers over here to play some Xbox with!! This cracks me up!

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man i am completely baffled as to WHY he at least ask to fuck them
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but that WoW thing is really fucking hilarious
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They could make a movie about this, like Home Alone. But this is what happens when you think parenting is just working to buy things for your kids!
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Meh, I call bullshit on that article. 
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Heard this on the radio, had to share it because it's just fucking hilarious.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/cbc/080522/canada/canada_scoc_fly&printer=1

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The Windsor, Ont., man has maintained that the discovery of one and a half flies in the large water bottle triggered depression, phobia and anxiety that affected his work and even his sex life. He was seeking more than $300,000 in compensation.

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http://news.sbs.com.au/worldnewsaustralia/39pixie_dust39_helps_man_grow_new_finger_546016


So apparently by scraping cells from a pig bladder and cleansing them, then placing them on the stump of a mans severed finger, helped him to regrow the tip of it. He had lost the tip just below the fingernail, so to see (in the video) the "dust" help him regrow that much shows GREAT potential for this kind of medicine.
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Wow...thats....wow.

Man, if REGREW the finger, shit. If they make a more powerful version, I wonder if they can make like, entire limbs grow back. That would be fucking sweet.
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It regrew only the tip but yes it is awesome! I also liked the line before the last one:

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The US military is poised to start trials of the powder to regrow parts of the fingers of injured soldiers.

It's always like this. Whenever someone invents something cool someone else finds a way to use it to kill people.

Scientists discover life in mars... the US military will use them in a machine gun.
Scientists invents substance that causes peace... the US military is going to put that inside bombs.
Scientists discover a way to end global warming... the US military will use that as a weapon of mass destruction.
Scientists find out a way to get along without fighting wars for nothing... the US military will put it in a satellite that fires missles that can hit anything in the planet.

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PS: I'm assuming it will only cause it to regrow as long as they don't suture the wound but then how do they keep it from getting infected?
Last Edit: May 27, 2008, 01:42:56 am by Inri Cheetos
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wait how is the US finding a way to use it to kill people? i think you read that sentence entirely wrong.
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