Topic: Bondo has produced offspring! (Read 2416 times)

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Congratulations dude, the little guy looks awesome. The Zelda clothings pretty hilarious. I agree with every who said get him on GW as soon as he can press buttons on a keyboard.
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ya isnt bondo the guy with the super controlling wife

...and the combination bed/dining/nursery/kitchen/patio room that fails to serve any purpose by trying to serve them all.

Congrats Bondo! 

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Congrats, Bondo, you were always a top dude, and this is pretty dope.

Yeah man, congrats!
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Cool...he looks cute!  Congrats!
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That is a Zelda jumper.  Here's another angle:


And as for my life being in shambles, it seems that the internet has a way of amplifying drama.  I would hardly call my life a shambles.  And my "super-controlling wife" is not so super-controlling (any more than anyone Else's wife, within reason.)  One also has to remember that she was pregnant, and we all know how that can feck with the hormones.  Us men never really fully adjust to the mechanics of the female brain, and we just have to adapt where we can.

Those mitts are to keep him from scratching his own eyes out.  Awww.
From what you said, she is basically a psycho, but I'll write it off as hormones and congratulate you on your new baby. :fogetsmile:
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I dunno, the fact that she let her first born child be clothed in video-game based novelty apparel is pretty strong evidence to the argument that she's not a complete controlling psycho bitch.

Please promise me you will not let him play the game that jumper is based off of (until he is ready). In this day and age, no child's innocence should have to endure that game.
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Congrats man!
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congrats man, your life's changed forever
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get him a big daddy plush toy and he is set for life
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Hey man congrats! You should get him a GW shirt.
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Are you going to teach him internet?
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Reiterating what everyone else has been saying but congratulations! I eagerly await the next installment of GW Babies.
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Just imagine if he married Mamamack's daughter and THEY had babies.



THEN we'd have some GW babies for sure.
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velfarre i am not sure newborn babies can fertilise 3 year olds....sorry
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velfarre i am not sure newborn babies can fertilise 3 year olds....sorry
But imagine if they could... :fogetnaughty:
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I never said RIGHT NOW use your brain next time not your saracism
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in a couple of month's mkk is gonna pop hers out and i think that'll be the gw babby
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Cute baby. Excellent work, Bondo!

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NO, no no no no. Have some pity for the kid's innocence.

Also, he and my brother have the same birthday.
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Congrats man, a child is a crazy infuriating and rewarding responsibility, which I'm sure you will do just fine with. I mean if I can take care of a child ANYONE can.
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i demand you give this child up to the GW research team (tm)

we will teach him about the world using exclusively the internet

the findings would be unprecedented