Insanitarium is a movie. Yup, that about sums it up.
NO NO NO NO, will not do one line posts. Bad Mamamack!
Insanitarium casts some folks including someone from Desperate Housewives and the chick from Attack of the Show. The premise is this: Sister tries to kill herself and gets committed, brother fakes his way into insane lock-up to find his sister, discovers (from a conveniently placed neurotic geek) that the doctor of the funny farm is conducting experiments on his patients, attempts to break sister free and succeeds but only after about a hundred people get eaten by the doctor's 'patients' who are hyped up on some drug that makes them want to eat people. Oh yeah, and their eyes turn white. And Quark is there, too. Did I mention the chick from Attack of the Show?
Anyway, this movie was, at best, decent. The longer it got, though, the cheesier it became. OK, we get it, the patients are cannibals. The doctor is crazier than the people he's taking care of. Quark is creepy even without his Ferengi make-up. Eye candy comes in the form of the dude from Desperate Housewives and the chick from Attack of the Show, but that's about all this movie has going for it. With a bit more script work and a bit more time, this could have been a good movie. As it stands now, it's a 'meh.' Decent enough to recommend a rental, but don't waste your money buying it.