Topic: The Day The Earth Stood Still (Read 7266 times)

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no superman emits a biomorphic/electric field that allows him to exceed some physical limits such as gravity and allows him to lift larger objects without shearing them in half by extending the field around them BITCH DO NOT QUESTION MY SUPERMAN KNOWLEDGE this is how he caught lois lane instead of cutting her in two.

but this isn't nerd thinking dude, there's a scene where people run away from a cold wave you previously saw freeze moving vehicles out of the air and kill off half of britain (and all of this is ignoring HOW DO YOU RUN AWAY FROM TEMPERATURE) and then they survive by closing a door and lighting a fire. and it's all based on the premise that earth decides to rebel against humanity. film is by creator of independence day and godzilla. roland emmerich's overall rating on rotten tomatoes is a fucking 20% and his highest rated film is the patriot at 62%. the film's anti pollution message is completely wasted by having all the disasters occur within 24 hours and in a horrible twist was cited by many republicans as evidence of global warming hysteria.

how do you watch movies that have no purpose other than to insult your intelligence? I spend a ridiculous amount of time on forums but at least I might accidentally learn something. watching shit like the Day After Tomorrow (do you all realize how fucking ridiculous this is btw) or this shitty remake wastes everyone's time. and this bullshit "oh I'm entertained by pap", whatever man. you can watch Gone Baby Gone, Blazing Saddles, Kung Fu Hustle, any of thousands of actually entertaining movies, instead of throwing money away at shiny special effects. this bullshit "oh every movie doesn't have to be intellectual we need to rest our brains" came from the anti-intellectual movement angry that they couldn't justify why they watched anything so it's automatically every movie is either too smart or a brain rest movie.

no one's asking you to watch Synecdoche instead, even I need to take a break from being awesome all the time, but that doesn't excuse watching shit like this or Twilight. fuck even Role Models is better than this shit and that's a movie starring Sean William Scott and a sassy black kid.
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the day after tomorrow was a masturbatory shitfest i don't understand how you can watch something that is blatantly, inherently stupid and just think 'oh well you're overanalyzing'

protip: superman is an invincible superhero. the day after tomorrow was a movie that had ice storms that could freeze a helicopter whole in midair and it took itself seriously.

if the ice storms were superman i don't think steel would be arguing here

edit: god dammit steel posted before me again

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ID4... the movie where every line of dialogue is a fucking soundbyte.
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i love nerdy shit about natural disasters but even I hated the day after tomorrow. it was just so silly. :(

like when the main dude swims through the unfrozen water (? everything outside froze almost instantly you'd expect water that was only 20 feet from the outdoors to be frozen too, or at least so cold it would have killed him if he were in it that long) talks on the phone for like 10 minutes. he even becomes submerged. that and the fact that apparently a wooden door and one fire can keep away insanely cold temperatures that froze metal and jet fuel instantly.
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TDAT was an entertaining flick, that's why I liked it. It was everything I expected it to be. I don't think it was bad at all. It had some issues, but every movies does.

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Laura Chapman: I'm fine ... s'can't sleep ... My mind keeps going over all those worthless Decathlon facts.
Sam Hall: Mm.
Laura Chapman: 'S pretty stupid, huh?
Sam Hall: No, it's alright. I guess you just haven't had time to adjust yet.
Laura Chapman: How'm I supposed to adjust, Sam? Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for ... has all been preparation for a future that no longer exists. I know you always thought I took the competition too seriously ... you were right. It was all for nothing.
Sam Hall: No, no ... No I just, I just said that to avoid admitting the truth.
Laura Chapman: The truth about what?
Sam Hall: ... About w-why I joined the team ... I joined it because of you.


Wow. I forgot how cheesy this movie was.

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it was entertaining?
It was really boring dude. Terrible ridiculous exposition >SFX shot > bad acting > SFX shot > SFX shot > SFX shot > brain kills self.
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SFX shot = me entertained ;)
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nope dont mind plot, dont mind effective exposition, dont mind characters...just give me some explosions and im satisfied!!xD

sometimes u just need to TURN OFF UR BRAIN...

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
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I'm tempted to continue making fun of you, but really dude?

horseshit like this is a staggering waste of cinematic talent and resources, i don't understand why you would want to SUPPORT this kind of shitty movie instead of going to see something that's not all about explosions.

seriously i have nothing against BIG EXPLOSIONS AND SFX SCENES (die hard is my favorite action movie, no country for old men had some spectacular cinematography and sfx scenes, raiders of the lost ark had one of the most memorable special effect scenes in all of cinematic history, hell, star wars is great and it has some memorable scenes which rely almost ENTIRELY on special effects to wow the hell out of you) but if there is NO REDEEMING QUALITIES TO THE FILM other than oops look its sf​ thats pretty badass xD why would you want to spend money to see it? why would you particularly want to see it at all?

do you not see the difference between an action-adventure movie spectacle that's actually good like raiders of the lost ark and the stuff emmerich pumps out? movies like this have no good acting, they certainly don't have memorable characters, they DEFINITELY don't have well-written plots, and most of all they lack any kind of charm

jesus, and then there's all the movies which are about SO MUCH MORE than entertainment. you're the type of guy who walks out of No Country For Old Men thinking that it could have used a couple of big explosions or that you really wanted to see Moss battle the Mexicans in a big gunfight.

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
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you're the type of guy who walks out of No Country For Old Men thinking that it could have used a couple of big explosions or that you really wanted to see Moss battle the Mexicans in a big gunfight.

That would ruin the movie so much.

Anyway, this is a pretty fucked up argument but I do agree with all of the guys disagreeing. That movie was complete crap, and I really like action movies with good SFX and action and stuff but seriously. That movie is just BAD.
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Im the type who enjoys any movie and no it doesnt have to have explosions or great SFX... true not all movies with them are good e.g. the newest Indiana Jones movie sucked ass for example. Some people like sci-fi some like romance I like a little of everything not always in one movie.. I simply look for the good parts in a movie whether thats just a SFX shot or a funny comedy scene ect ect *shrug*. I will even go as far as to watch a movie for a specific part even if its a 2sec shot e.g. the part in Superbad when McLovinn shows the other guys his new ID card or the ending of Transformers when theres that huge fight between them all.

Were all different which is a good thing.
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TDAT, ID4, Godzilla, WOTW05 etc etc have no redeeming qualities though.
There's a difference between liking something and knowing whether it's bad or not. A movie can be bad. It's not just opinions.
Like I read Star Wars Novels. I know they are amoung the worst books ever written(do you really want an essay about how shit they are?) but I still read them. Like I visibly cringe wgilst reading some shit about shoto lightsabers and light whips and Sith living spaceships and all that pure unfiltered shit.
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haha I actually like like ID4. It brings back memories of my childhood. Also I fucking love Goldblum in it. But yeah it is well cheesy, but a guilty pleasure none the less
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Yeah they are all guilty pleasures for me.

So, while I enjoyed them, would I want more of them to be made? NO. We don't need anymore of these films. Will another be made anyway? yes. Will I watch them? probably, but I'll also probably just end up pirating them rather then seeing them in theaters.
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I'm not enraged because I haven't seen the original movie, but my general rule with remakes is that I try to watch the original first.  I'm really in no rush to see this but I'm probably going to rent the original sometime soon.
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Also SHIT BLOWS UP movies are great but that doesn't mean they have to insult your intelligence like The Day After Tomorrow did!  That's not entertainment man that's just a sign that somebody doesn't give a fuck.
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The original at least had a message... I bet this will be just mindless entertainment. I'll watch it.
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Kung Fu Hustle

man I just watched this like two days ago. I wanna watch it again now.

I'm all for special effects in movies but the movie still won't do anything for me if the rest of it is shit. kung fu hustle would have still been pretty entertaining on its own merits (although the fight scenes wouldn't have been so over-the-top and that was admittedly half the charm (there is something to be said for a movie in which guitar(or whatever that was)ists can use music to chop things in half)) but as far as movies go I will not accept something that's just LOOK AT THE PRETTY THINGS for an hour and a half.

man, when I first saw this I thought it looked kind of interesting until I remembered that the original story was some fairly anticlimactic piece that was mostly STRAIGHTEN OUT AND FLY RIGHT OR MY ROBOT AND I WE WILL GET MAD. I've lost a lot of my faith in screenwriters lately (okay well except for things like dark knight) and I'm not confident about the sort of liberties this guy would take to turn the original into something that fits the action-movie bill -- the story I recall was more a talky than anything else, and this seems like it's based on that in the same way the Cheaper By The Dozen films were based on those books. I haven't seen the original Day The Earth Stood Still movie so I dunno for all I know it might have been pulled off well in the past and might be in for another skillful rendition, but I also take keanu reeves as a bad sign.

dude can only emote, like, BEING PENSIVE and BEING MILDLY APPREHENSIVE. he does a good "ted" theodore logan, but he's not doing that anymore.
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I'm going to watch this if there isn't anything better coming out and hope that it isn't too terrible.
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oh, wait, this movie is going with an ENTIRELY ENVIRONMENTAL MESSAGE?

that's it, it's going to suck. hollywood can't pull off this hippie shit without sounding campy and hypocritical (at least not while they're still paying their actors in Hummers and cans of CFC.)