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I can see where SK is coming from.

Had I never found out about it online like 2 years ago, I'd never even heard of Dante Aligheri.

Not once.

Never ever.

Never.

It's good, but yeah, schools here mostly don't give a squat about it. French classes give mostly french litterature (mostly, otherwise it's like EDGAR POE)

and idk about the english litterature college classes because FOR SOME MILDLY OBSCURE REASON I was ranked below that class during my english entry test

but as far as i've been told they read weird books and watched movies about hooligans
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I'M SORRY I LIVE IN THAT WESTERN PART OF THE WORLD WHERE ENGLISH IS KINDA NOT THE FIRST PRIORITY

its not even an English work originally, it's part of literature classes. and once again this is a public work, incredibly famous, and yet you're still willing to "give it the benefit of the doubt" rather than read a work widely regarded as fucking CANON and realize how obscene making a videogame on it is!

why do you choose to be this way? seriously.

I can see where SK is coming from.

Had I never found out about it online like 2 years ago, I'd never even heard of Dante Aligheri.

that's not where he's coming from. where he's coming from is not only does he not know the work, he insists that the "real world" does not either despite this being one of the most famous works of western literature (even this shitty game trailer mentioned it changed the face of the world I GUESS ME AND THE GAME DESIGNERS ARE THE SAME), that people who dislike this idea have an unhealthy attachment to the original work and can't judge the game on its merits (man I don't know italian, it strikes me as a bit off to enjoy the language of an epic poem that's been translated, basically I DONT EVEN CARE FOR THE INFERNO THAT MUCH), and that his ignorance is an excuse to think this game can be okay and isn't just an awful shill.

this is like Macbeth, THE VIDEOGAME, and he's still saying "I don't know anything at all but heh...I'm an optimist (not just completely ignorant of any sense of context)"
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a work widely regarded as fucking CANON
hahahahahha off topic but i think its pretty funny that there is such a thing as canonical literature


hmm yes of mice and men surely has its merits but it must be taken with a grain of salt since its non-canonical..
Last Edit: December 18, 2008, 01:13:59 am by Standard Toaster
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uh this is what canon means dude. its not a funny word wikipedia made up for anime. the original meaning is for writing an essential work. real canon IS literature canon. here's a quote:

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canon, a body of writings recognized by authority. Those books of holy scripture which religious leaders accept as genuine are canonical, as are those works of a literary author which scholars regard as authentic. The canon of a national literature is a body of writings especially approved by critics or anthologists and deemed suitable for academic study. Canonicity is the quality of being canonical.
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uh this is what canon means dude. its not a funny word wikipedia made up for anime. the original meaning is for writing an essential work. real canon IS literature canon. here's a quote:
oh i thought it was specifically meant for intra-series works and continuity.


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lets be honest though all dante's inferno was was dante and the catholics wanting to come up with a terrifying vision of hell to scare the living shit out of all the poor lower class back in the day fuck dante's inferno fuck dante I hope this game bastardizes the hell out of it.


delmons gonna rap e u in the butt

I mean seriously he wrote the paradise part but you almost never hear about it all you hear about is hell hell hell hell hell hell hell hell oh yeah heavens gravy hell hell hell hell hell
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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its because paradiso and purgatorio are boring. if you dont show motherfuckers eating their own brains who cares man.

also its been a while since I've studied the comedy but if I remember right not only did he have great difficulty getting it published but it had nothing to do with terrorizing the poor. the people he depicts suffering are often politicians of note during the time. it's an attack on the upper class if anything.

in fact I'm 99% sure of this what are you even talking about man.
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yea dude he even heavily criticizes high members of the catholic church (i'm pretty sure there was a bishop or cardinal or something and an ENTIRE LEVEL devoted to religious fraud) in it what are you talking about
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I honestly don't know but I remember going to church when I was a kid and the douche bag preachers constantly reading excerpts from it and being like YOU DONT WANT TO GO TO HELL AND HANG BY YOUR TONGUE WHILE ON FIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY DO YOU!??!!????????????????////

And I figured thats what they did back then too because fundamentalists nut jobs like to keep it real, yo
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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a work widely regarded as fucking CANON and realize how obscene making a videogame on it is!
what about all the other works in that list that is featured in bad videogames :(
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yeah I don't remember any videogames on the odyssey or beowulf even, and the last had a shitty movie with it. maybe some dumb text adventure stuff, but nothing on the level of retranslating it into HACKABOUTWITH SCYTHES/

funny comment I read: some guy was like "how is this a game, isnt one of hte levels just pushing through an eternity of pigshit" and someone else said "so its an mmo".
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*badum-tish*          jerryyyyyyyyyyyyyy



i promised myself i wouldnt use this phrase anymore but im gonna go ahead and give this game the "gay as hell" award based on that trailer. sounds like some developers thought they could appeal to the nerd's "guilty for not knowing anything about history or religion other than the timeline of battle armor invention and the religious conflict between elves and dwarves" complex and said LETS MAKE A GAME ABOUT DEMON

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i do recall playing an adventure game about Ulysses with my dad long ago

i think it was in crude 3d or something

it was boring tho
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there are probably adventure games based on half the novels/epics there

i know el cid was a campaign in aoe2, but that was a good game
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portions of sæmundsedda has been featured lots of times in pretty much any game that's focused on NORSE MYTHOLOGY fyi

also i can remember playing a game based on the odyssey ages ago... but it might've just been portions since i was only familiar with the childrens edition at the time (and still is... eh)

i think sæmundsedda is THE POETIC EDDA in english
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drawing stuff from mythology isn't the same as making a game purporting to be based on the work itself.
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hahaha oh man this is almost as good as that fake duke nukem trailer.

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
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drawing stuff from mythology isn't the same as making a game purporting to be based on the work itself.
yeah.

hahaha oh man this is almost as good as that fake duke nukem trailer.
that was fake???
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hahaha this is fucking horrible BASH DEMONS IN THE HEAD GO GO

what has the world come to (hint: its already a lot worse than thissss)
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