three days later
CNN Broadcast: Earlier today one of the Canadian barricades fell during a rush of infected at one point. Eight were killed, and the breach was sealed, but not without contaminating the remaining part of the state of Michigan. President Biden, sworn in under the emergency protocols of the US Constitution yesterday, was forced to declare Michigan under martial law, and lock the area off. In other news, a youtube video shocked the world, showing what appears to be barely sane infected trying to operate a jetliner-
Jeff: Hey I was watching that.
Mark: Whatever man, we've got work to do.
Jeff: Whatever. None of these passenger rolls are going to show us who brought the disease. I mean look, pale, pasty, slightly overweight male, carrying deadly disease, stop, thanks a lot Interpol. That's not your whole fucking country.
Mark: Well look we know it started in this area, what's it called, London, Ontario. The first victims came from there. We just need to find someone who had travel plans from London to-
Jeff: Wait.
Mark: What?
Jeff: Shut up a minute. Wait wait wait. Look.
Mark: ...It can't be.
Jeff: Patient Zero, on a flight from London to London. And he was picked up by people fitting the descriptions of the first infected in the hospitals.
Mark: Holy shit. Holy shit. We need to find this Craig.
two days later
Biden: Dammit Pucheken! What did your men do? We lost North Carolina yesterday, what is this thing?
Pucheken: Was part of Soviet weapons division. In those days, we knew Mother Russia, she will fall, no? So we design metastasis virus based on filthy American. Is coincidence it came in British boy first.
Biden: What? What was it?
Pucheken: Virus requries sedentary lifestyle, much alcohol, visual stimulus. We knew Americans provide such things. So we infect family, send them out, wait for West to fall. But then Russia fall. And happy West, they take in her poor deprived citizens. Citizens have children. Children have disease, soaking in innards. You knew first disease as SARS, it was not, how you say. Not efficient. But when disease has been soaking and growing, it becomes super disease. Is no longer SARS. It evoke the, eh, what you say, ebola. We have new name for it.
Biden: My god...
a piece of paper falls out of his hands. on it, scribbled in a hasty script, is SARs+EVOK=EBOLA?
in this story they never find sarevok. he gets in an accident in something called The Tube.