Dear Tales of Games
I recently downloaded and played your Charles Barkley RPG. When I started it out, I thought it was pretty interesting. It toed the line between parody and serious fan-fiction work. The fighting engine was something different, yet still stayed in the realm of the classic top-down RPG.
The problem I encountered was in trying to save the game. The save function worked just fine... but every time I tried to save, I was forced to talk to some gasoline pump, and read about ten text boxes worth of bullshit. Claiming all 'westerners' were idiots, when this game was obviously created by a westerner. Talking shit about sports games, when this game itself revolves around sports, and steals graphics from several sports games. Talking shit about rap music, when the only other game on your Tales of Games site is about the Wu-Tang Clan.
As I went through, and got into the underground sewer area, things became clear. The Cesspool X area was full of furries that obviously were meant to represent your forum members, friends, etc. Being forced to fast-forward through a bunch of bullshit about 'vidcoms'... by the way, in the real world NOBODY USES THAT TERM... every time I wanted to save was annoying enough. But having to put up with fucking furries in a self-fulfillment with a bunch of furries in love? Not to mention this Square-Enix-Goya bullshit.
Yeah. You try to talk serious about how anybody who doesn't love exactly what you love, in the exact way you love it, is an idiot. Yet you're making a game about basketball in the future that uses shitty movies like Space Jam, Juwanna Mann and Ghost Dad as canon.
Entering the Spaulding building, the bullshit level went through the roof. Not only was that idiotic pump talking about this vidcom anime-head bullshit, but now the main characters were using that language. That's when I quit playing.
This game started out as something interesting and intriguing. Little did I know that the programmers that were creating it had cocks jammed up their assholes while listening to shitty anime soundtracks. There are GOOD sports games out there. There are BAD JRPGs and anime out there. They're VIDEO GAMES, not vidcoms. You're all idiots.
BTW, I beat your Wu-Tang game in ten minutes. "YOU SAVED THE WU-TANG BABY!" This brilliant ending convinced me I wouldn't be missing anything by quitting playing your RPG. Standing, of course, for really pathetic game.
Shut up and jam? How about you just shut up?
P.S.- Why are you using Hanna Barbara characters? If this game uses Space Jam as it's canon, shouldn't it be... I don't know... WARNER BROTHERS CARTOON CHARACTERS?