i am actually 100% serious

uwe boll is basically an insignificant BOTTOM FEEDER. that's all he ever was and ever will be. he puts together these sloppy and ridiculous movies(in his defense on very little budget) that nobody gives a shit about except HARD CORE FANS OF BLOODRAYNE and HARDCORE FANS OF MOVIES SO BAD THEY'RE GOOD. the words entirely insignificant should come to mind when thinking about uwe boll, but it somehow doesn't with people. this man has no influence. he has no pull within the medium. all he does is pull together these dreadful movies that get universally ridiculed and ignored.

i find it difficult to avoid comparing uwe boll, somehow public enemy number 1, to all the contemporary iconic film directors that actively fuck up contemporary film through their influence. i'll use quentin tarantino as an example, i guess. the man has only marginal talent at the absolute best, but is CLUNG TO for purely superficial reasons. this wouldn't be that big of a problem but the man ultimately got championed, greatly in part to how he THREW HIMSELF at the world as HEY THIS IS WHAT AMERICAN INDEPENDENT FILM IS. which also wouldn't have been that big of a problem, but the progression of american independent film was irrevocably retarded after all of his stupid goddamn movies lowered the goddamn bar from lots of nobodies making interesting movies to BIG EDGY HOLLYWOOD HARDON where nothing ever got done. it's incredibly fucking sad that we have to rely on GEORGE CLOONEY of all people to be one of the few people to actively go out and try to make american independent film better.

i could go even further and point to totally untalented assholes like george lucas and peter jackson doing everything within their power to make uninventive CGI as a coverup for totally unsubstantial material the standard for filmmaking. fuck, i could make a really long list of these respected directors that are directly responsible for 99% of the movies nowadays being totally shit.

the dangerously counter-productive filmmakers aren't the ones that are laughably bad, but the ones that do identifiable damage to the industry through their stunning lack of talent and accidental influence. the ones that set awful trends that studios and lesser retards blindly follow. film has gotten to the point where MAKING A MOVIE is just alternating between AMAZING CGI and the universal technique of sticking a camera down the throat of MOVIE STAR and just letting them drone through their lines for two fucking hours.

yeah, sorry if i'm not particularly sympathetic to your campaign against uwe boll. getting him to quit directing will do ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD, and if you honestly feel otherwise, then it's clear that you are remarkably uneducated on the subject of film.



ps: i feel sorry for people who cannot sit around and watch an uwe boll film with friends and have their own version of mst3000. like i said, we're lucky to have our own ed wood

dude i wish you would post in this forum more often

I'm sure if Michael Bay said I will quit movies if 1000000 people sign, loads of people would sign it. I don't think he's anymore hated than any other awful director....

bay's movies genuinely affect the state of hollywood by popularity and box office sales, uwe boll's don't.

Man, Uwe Boll is the most badass director on the planet. He doesn't give a shit about making a good or bad movie, but he just makes fucking movies. I really view his films as similar to a modern day exploitation film in a way. They're just so bad so fucked up so over the top. I honestly love his style, because it's not serious at all, rather a break from contemporary film making.

Also Boll has the greatest attitude of any person in the media today. I love watching his interviews because he is the most honest motherfucker on the planet.

Uwe feeds on hate motherfuckers.

whereas the latter are a bunch of stupid man-children that are so incapable of letting go of their childhood toys that they desperately try to convince themselves that it's actually an art form instead

man i have been struggling with the quest to find the best words/phrases to characterize this phenomena and i think you finally found them

man i have been struggling with the quest to find the best words/phrases to characterize this phenomena and i think you finally found them

if you frequented all the bad gaming webcomics this word would have hit you sooner.  i don't know what it is with HARDKORE GAYMERZ but their inner persona are children who fuck up all the time but it's okay because they go on grand adventures and act really cool to impress the other children.

Uwe Boll's angry video statement!

http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=8203&count=0

HOLY SHIT THAT VIDEO WAS TRHE MOST BADASS THING EVER

Jesus Christ, I can't wait to see Postal with my family.

It grieves me to inform all internet citizens that this topic is now officially obsolete.

Dr. Uwe Boll has reached out to all his fans and asked them to emerge from the sewers and roll out of the gutters and sign The Pro-Boll Petition, either at the free internet connection of their local library, or through their aluminum foil helmets.

The time for action is NOW, my friends. Do not let the course of film history, or anything for that matter, be swayed by enthusiastic fans of videogames such as House of the Dead and Bloodrayne.

We are in control of our own destiny.

Join the Bollution today!!!

in all seriousness




who the fuck liked bloodrayne


because it was pretty much the worst game i've ever seen

WHAT A FUCKING GENIUS! OH ITS BLOWING MY FUCKING MIND!fuck!
But seriously...

this is horrible and if you sign this then fuck you

not only is uwe boll harmless, but while he gets a ton of shit for it he is doing something he enjoys. He may make terrible movies but he has a passion for film that is apparent when people just talk to him.

i think the real bad people are the people who sign these things (which is obviously serious since boll doesn't joke around (boxing matches any one?)) are the real monsters, all jumping on someone like a pack of tigers just because he's living his dream

Pretty much this.
Honestly no one should sign this thing with serious thoughts of stopping this guys career. Its what he likes to do, and no one has the right to tell him that he can't do what he loves.

If you don't like his movies, wouldn't it just be easier to not watch them?
Some of these gamers or whatever act like he insulted their honor or something. (Hell I like House of the Dead (the game),  and I thought the movie was bad...and it just stops there, moving on!)

I was invited by Postal's creator go watch watch the movie on the US release day, which I'm looking forward too.

I would much rather watch one of Boll's movies than other generic hollywood CGIfest movies.

I was invited by Postal's creator go watch watch the movie on the US release day, which I'm looking forward too.

I would much rather watch one of Boll's movies than other generic hollywood CGIfest movies.

..Will there be...autographs?

I sorta doubt it since I'm sure Boll would most likely be up in New York or somewhere at release and I'm sorta just going to one of the theaters in Arizona near the Running with Scissors studio.

I sorta doubt it since I'm sure Boll would most likely be up in New York or somewhere at release and I'm sorta just going to one of the theaters in Arizona near the Running with Scissors studio.

No man, the New York screening was on April 2nd.

Apparently they're also doing shit in New York on the main release weekend, to make light of the fact that they're competing with Indiana Jones that weekend.

It grieves me to inform all internet citizens that this topic is now officially obsolete.

Dr. Uwe Boll has reached out to all his fans and asked them to emerge from the sewers and roll out of the gutters and sign The Pro-Boll Petition, either at the free internet connection of their local library, or through their aluminum foil helmets.

The time for action is NOW, my friends. Do not let the course of film history, or anything for that matter, be swayed by enthusiastic fans of videogames such as House of the Dead and Bloodrayne.

We are in control of our own destiny.

Join the Bollution today!!!

i signed.  13 signatures wooooo.

i feel like an undecided voter casting his ballot on a 3rd party candidate.  it doesn't mean shit but dammit i'll brag about it to anyone listening.

Actually caring about a fucking game franchise's movie is pretty stupid, considering barely any games have story lines that are even that great in the first place.

I am now completely convinced that Hundley is Uwe Boll.