So this is quite possibly one of the most fucked up things that's happened around me this year.
I've kinda "known" this guy ever since I started dating my girlfriend. He lived in the same house as my girlfriend's family for a long time and sold drugs out of her little brother's room. I was never really friends with the guy, but I sorta hung out with him by default for maybe six months before my girlfriend and I moved out to our first apartment together. He always seemed like a decent fellow, albeit sort of strange borderline creepy. He always played a lot of DnD, smoked a lot of pot, never had a job, and hobbled around with a weird little gait because he tried to kill himself by jumping from a fire tower and had to have his ankles removed.
Oh, and on Halloween he tried to rape the wife of one of my friends.
The story so far is that my friend and his wife were at a bar seeing a local band play and got really drunk. My friend passed out in the living room of their place while his wife made a bed for them. The rapist ankle hobbler just so happened to be staying at their place as well because he's always been in their little circle of friends and always needs a place to stay. While my friend's wife was making the bed, this guy shambles into the room, grabs her by the neck and proceeds to try to rape her.
She managed to grab her purse from the other side of the bed as he sat on top of her and STABBED HIM REPEATEDLY IN THE FACE WITH A PEN. He rolled off of her and she ran into the living room to get her unconscious husband, who proceeded to enter the bedroom and MERCILESSLY BEAT HIM WITH GIANT FISTS.
So anyway, here's the mugshot of the rapist guy:

The red wound on his forehead is from the pen, everything else is from my friend's righteous fists of justice.
So yeah, what's fucked up is that they arrested my friend and his wife as well. Apparently fighting off a would-be rapist with a pen is a crime!
What's even more fucked up is the guy admitted to it and told the cops he only did it because he heard she was sleeping around and she liked it rough and he wanted a piece for himself.
This is fucking weird guys....