I didn't know it was an indie game

Oh no Charles Barkley, say it ain't so! I don't want you to go to jail.

Too late.

CHARLES BARKLEY: SHUT UP AND BUST ME OUT

This game got me into indie gaming, like I think is true with a lot of people.

I love it.

I finally finished the game (although I haven't seen all the secrets) and I have to say I'm sorry I waited so long before playing it. It's really a brilliant game in a lot of ways. It trolls you at times, leading you to fall into traditional gamer habits, only to not reward you. It is genuinely, unironically good and cool at other times. The plot is comedic, yes, but it keeps an air of seriousness that makes all the punchlines hit that much harder. And the gameplay is full of fun little gimmicks as well. Very impressive, I can't wait for chapter 2 in the Hoopz saga.

I tried the game (now that my comp is good enough to run it) and I couldn't stand it in the catacombs... so I gave up. I honestly had high hopes that this game would live up to the hype, but sadly it did not.

The catacomb is the worst level in the game but trust me it gets a lot better after that.

catacombs still had some pretty cool stuff if you checked those tombs or whatever

I just couldn't get into it. At all. I think this game will be fun to some people looking for a laid back kind of game, though. I don't understand what is so great about it.

writing

and that it's fun to play, has cool battle system

better than 100% of all amateur games

Well, I wouldn't say that...

I mean sure, it's definitely a great game... but there are bound to be better out there. Maybe not specifically on this site, but there
are better out there.

Let me ask you this first...

Have you seen/played 100% of the amateur games?

Also, how am I a "dummy" for bringing things to a more realistic standpoint?

rockman got PWND